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CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
Ross: which brings us back, of course, to Greelys theory of dominance. (The bell rings.) Okay, that-thats all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?
Ross: Ah, well, in here, anyone who... stands erect... So what's new? Still, uh...
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
Phoebe: Does, um, anyone wanna see?
[Scene: Caesar's Palace Casino, Chandler is looking for Monica while Tom Jones's signature song is playing in the background (Getting the theme yet? Tom Jones, Wayne Newton, casinos They're in Vegas people! Catch up!) It's Not Unusual, y'know, "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone! It's not unusual to have fun with anyone! But when I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not unusual to see me cry! I wanna die." Well, while that's playing he spots Monica playing craps and in victory hug the guy next to her. Chandler turns and walks out.]
Barry: See, about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you. More than I've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. And I'm an orthodontist.
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.
Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Chandler: It was unbelievable. I-I've never met anyone like her. She's had the most amazing life! She was in the Israeli army...
Monica: He doesn't have anyone.
Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.
Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Phoebe: No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
ROSS: You know, you know, actually it's getting better. It is. It is. Let's not go. Anyone for Thcrabble?
ROSS: Hey, anyone hear from Phoebe yet?
CHANDLER: Well, how could anyone not be in love with Yasmine Blepe?
MRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
JOEY: Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. (Chandler ignores him) Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
PHOEBE: Is anyone else starting to really like him?
Chandler: Well, thats the best kiss Ive had with anyone Ive ever met in a mens room.
Ross: Here we go. (Plays one note) Yknow, Ive-Ive never played my stuff for anyone before, so its important that-that you understand its about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Yknow, umm, you should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. Thats what Im
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Ross: Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?
Joey: Anyone mind if I save this?
Monica: Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?
Joanna: Oh no, no-no-no, is he ah, married, or involved with anyone?
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Ross: What? Oh! I gotta tell you, I-I wasnt expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasnt expecting to like anyone right now, but shes really terrific.
Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, Id prefer it if you didnt call me Joey. Since I dont know anyone here, I thought itd be cool to try out a cool work nickname.
Phoebe: Does anyone wanna watch TV?
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
Monica: Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?
Wayne: Yeah. Her. All of them. Anyone.
Monica: No! Rachel, you didn't find anyone so you can't tell him.
Joey: Man, if anyone asked me to give up any of you, I couldn't do it.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?
Rachel: Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Joey: I just said that so you wouldn't let Ben do it! Look Ross, if anyone should step aside it should be Ben!
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone!
Ross: Well I'm sorry but you were! Okay? And besides if anyone should be hitting on her it's the guy who's single, the guy that who-who-who can do something about it.
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
Joey: (dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runs out before anyone can stop him.)
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and yknow explain later.
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Phoebe: Okay, good. There you go. Doesnt anyone feel better?
Ross: Oh yeah? Have you ever dated anyone who has been divorced three times?
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring em on!
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Rachel: I did but she doesnt think anyone would be stupid enough to confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren.
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Phoebe: I dont know, I dont have anyone right now. Yknow?
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Phoebe: You just cant stand anyone else enjoying themselves cant you?
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Rachel: Monica, what did you mean before when you said you didnt want to talk to anyone, especially me?
Bonnie: So, anyone up for a midnight dip in the ocean?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Joey: Yeah may-maybe you dont tell anyone about this.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Rachel: Oh please. Okay, anyone in this room think that I would send Ross begging symbols, please show of hands. (Ross raises his hand and no one else.)
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
Monica: Well, the good news is, I dont think anyones looking at us.
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.