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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is on the phone.]
OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. After dinner. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Julie is telling her live story.]
ROSS: Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. [goes back in apartment]
(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.)
[Mr. Greene opens the door to Chandler and Joeys apartment. Ross sees him and runs to the door forcing him back in then holds onto the door knob.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe and Ryan are playing Monopoly.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Ross are in the kitchen. Phoebe is sitting at the couch with oven mits on her hands.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Ross: It's an empty apartment.
JOEY: Why would I want another apartment, huh? I've already got an apartment that I love.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Joey: Hey! (goes into the apartment)
Mr. Heckles: Well, Im going to go into my new apartment now. (goes over to the door and opens it) Ehh! (Eric leaves)
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Chandler: Well, my apartment isnt there anymore, because I drank it.
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. All but Joey are present.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She is packing a few tings into boxes.]
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross is grading papers. Charlie approaches him.]
[Scene: Richards bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
Chloe: But my apartment is so...
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
(She goes into her apartment and sees Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross sitting there.)
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
JOEY: Ahh, forget about it, I'm havin' a ball. How's the apartment doin'
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Ross: Nothing, ah there was this thing at the museum. Come on. (they go into her apartment) Easy.
Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is setting up for his time with Marcel. Joey is there.]
[cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Tommy is using the phone]
(We see Tommy go into Joey and Chandlers apartment)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
[Scene: Jasons apartment, Phoebe has gone to break up with Jason.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing huge dog-slippers]
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(They all go over to her apartment.)
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]