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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Chandler: Our adoption social worker is coming by today so we are cleaning the apartment.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment.]
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
(Chandler and Monica hug each other, and then Joey enters the apartment again.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. They are sitting in their living room when the phone rings.]
[Rachel comes out of her apartment, followed by Mark, and they leave on their date, without saying a word to Ross. Ross is stunned.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment as Rachel returns in tears.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joeys apartment. What name appears on the address label?
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, but yknow, I think the reason were not getting that spin right is because my apartments too small.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
[Scene: Amanda's apartment, Ross is arriving with Ben.]
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Chandler: But if we win, we get your apartment.
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
[Cut to the other side of the apartment, Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment.]
Amy: You didn't want me to marry the old guy with the great apartment. Then, I tried to help your daughter to de-emphasize her flaws (frantically pointing at her nose) And suddenly I am the bad guy?
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Ross and Cheryl are kissing]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. Its too nice.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross and Phoebe have been banished to Ross's place.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. He's prying open the drawer with a crowbar to no avail. Monica, Rachel and Chandler enter.]
Rachel: Will you stop calling it your apartment!
Joey: But it is our apartment!
Phoebe: Ooh! (They all go over to her apartment)
Ross: Oh, whatever. (Laughs and gives Joey the thumbs up heading back to his apartment. Joey follows him)
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: Cause they took our apartment, I wanted to punish them. But Im-Im done now. Theyve suffered enough.
[Cut to inside the apartment.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Ross: Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. Some problem with my application.
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(They all go over to her apartment.)
Monica: If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time. That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, thats your department now. (She takes back the turkey leg)
(Chandler goes into the apartment, while Joey checks his ticket and is embarrassed by his stupid mistake.)
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Chandler: What, no, "Nice apartment, I bet the bedrooms are huge?"
Emily: I uh, Ive been to his apartment and he wasnt there, and uh. I need to talk to him, so do you have any idea where he is?
[Scene: Rosss apartment, he and Emily are getting ready to go to the airport.]
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, Rachel and Joshua are entering.]
[Scene: Joshuas parents apartment, continued from earlier.]
Joey: See, this is a great apartment.
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
[Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.]
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and
Rachel: Okay, yknow, would you feel better if we went someplace else? I mean we could pack all this stuff up and yknow go to your apartment.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
[Scene: Rachels bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.]
CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
(Rachel brightly limps back across the apartment with glasses of wine for the cute doctors, leaving an open-mouthed Monica in her wake.)
(With that we go into a little flashback about the guys memories of the duck. The first one is Joey playing with him in the bathtub and drying him off. Then its Chandler sitting on his couch after they moved into the girls apartment, and Chandler reading to him in bed, and him watching Baywatch when all they had was the canoe and the duck was in a bucket of water. Then we see Ross eating some cereal and the duck watching him. He takes a lamp and moves the duck off of the table. Then its Chandler shooing them out of the bathroom in the girls apartment, Joey revealing their disco cubby hole in the entertainment-center, then Chandler playing Hide-and-Go-Seek with them, and its concluded with various scenes with the duck flapping its wings. And the guys staring into the distance in remembrance of the duck.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
(She enters the apartment, leaving Dave in the hallway, to find Ross sitting on the couch with a big box.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
(They both go to her apartment.)
Ross: Rachel, this is your apartment.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
Ross: I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there. (Points.)
(They enter Ross's apartment. Ross is already quite hyper.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is looking at his handbook. Elizabeth is also there.]
[Cut to the inside of the apartment.]
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
(Rachel decides not to give up that easily and follows him to his apartment and bangs on the door, which he opens.)
Danny: Okay. (Heads for his apartment.)
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, there is lumber all over the apartment]
Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for a while. (He goes into his apartment.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
[Cut to the guy's apartment.]
Ross: Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh new furniture, why not a fresh new apartment? Her cousin has this great place to sublet, it's got a view of the river on one side and Columbia on the other.
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Joey: Okay. (Reading.) "It's a typical New York City apartment. Two guys are hanging out." Ross (Points to him.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Ross is cleaning out the fridge. Joey walks from his room. He looks like he just woke up.]
[Scene: Outside Danny's apartment, Danny and Rachel are returning from their date.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
Joey: (Reading the scene set up.) Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]