words in movies
Chandler: Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!
Rachel: You are right there with Emily. And its yknow, its kinda like . its a tie! Well, I gotta get, I gotta get back to the dishes.
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Monica: Are you alone?
Chandler: Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think thats, I think thats really cool.
Chandler: Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this (Starts to dancing really, really, really badly. Ross enters behind him and he stops.)
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Chandler: So uh, what are you in for?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe, still defying reality, are now throwing a bouquet at each other, pretending to catch the actual bouquet at an actual wedding.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I think we are.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe, back to reality, are sitting in normal clothes.]
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey and Ross enter.]
(They move into kiss but are interrupted by Joey knocking on the door.)
Chandler: Are you okay? I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave. He kept asking me about chicken.
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Joey: Im sorry, I just I like things the way they are.
Chandler: Who are those people?
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.]
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Rachel: What are you doing?! Get in the front!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are on the couch as a man enters.]
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
JOEY: I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know, I mean, one day your eatin' turkey, the next thing ya know, your lords are a-leapin' and you geese are a-layin'.
[Scene: Las Vegas, we have the typical glamour shots of Vegas and the strip before we arrive at 4 Queens bar, where Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table waiting for the show to start.
Ross: Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.
Helena: (standing at a table and asking the guy sitting there) Where are you from?
Helena: Monica! Where are you from?
Chandler: Actually Monica and I are engaged.
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Joey: Oh, let me get this. (He takes out his wallet, but the panties come with it. The woman and waitress are shocked.) (Realizing) (To the woman) These are for you.
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Chandler: During this time are you, are you still my best man?
Monica: Im making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.
Phoebe: What are they?
Chandler: So are we friends again?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Melissa: (excitedly) Are you?!
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Hey! Those are all the things Im responsible for!
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
The Assistant Director: You are now.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the next morning, Rachel and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Joey: Yes you are!
Joey: Are you drunk?
Ross: We are never gonna find him! Hes one guy in a huge city!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents!
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Rachel: Okay. All right. (Gets up.) Honey listen. When I tell you what Im about to tell you, I need you to remember that we are all here for you and that we love you.
Monica: How can that be?! Oh wait! Wait! Are you, are you serious?!
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey and Richard are in the middle of a scene. They are both holding swords.]
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Ross: (grabbing the wheel) What-what are you doing?! Are youOkay thats not funny! Just stop horsing around!
The Rabbi: I dont know. Are they Greek Orthodox?
[Scene: Monicas Hotel Room, Chandler and Monicas parents and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Are you okay?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
[Scene: The Hotel, Phoebe and Ross are looking for Chandler.]
Carol: Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but dont punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.
The Rabbi: Are you Chandler?
Chandler: Are you Joey?
Rachel: (leaning in) As are you
Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.
[Scene: The Porsche, they have pulled over and are awaiting the cop to come talk to them.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the cast of Friends along with Conan OBrien are sitting and talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think its The One With The Joke.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Jennifer: Are you okay?
Mike: No, my parents are rich.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.]
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Monica: What are you doing?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Phoebe: Ok, um, (clears throat) we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world. (Phoebe opens a tin and offers Rachel a cookie)
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
[Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.]
Monica: Are you saying that you dont want to get with this?
Mike: Hey... Wh... What are you doing?
Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it.
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: Well, are you going to be able to do this?
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Theodore: Phoebe, these are our friends, Tom and Sue Angle.
Bitsy: Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself... So where are you from?
Chandler: Great, because my shoes are giving me a little problem on the dance floor, can I borrow the boots from your costume?