words in movies
Chandler: Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Ross: Woha! Wait... What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid anytime we want.
Ross: Those are the pacts!
[We get back to the Class of '91 reunion, where Ross and Chandler are still looking at Missy.]
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
Joey: Hey, you know, some of those are pretty hard! Like why would there be a ghost in my fridge? (pause). Yeah!
Monica: Are you gonna be ok, officer, uhm,...
Phoebe: Are you kidding?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Phoebe: Three hundred dollars, are you kidding?
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Ross: We are even, right?
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Chandler: So where are you applying to?
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
[Scene: The game show studio. Joey and Gene are sitting in the winner circle.]
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
The Man In The Sportscar: How hot are we? (He drives off.)
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Joey: So are you gonna start taking this thing seriously?
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Phoebe: Oh, there they are!
Chandler: Hey! Im sorry! That(sees that Joey is about to leave) where are you going?
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van.)
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Chandler: Kathys with her parents, I have nothing to do, so tomorrow we are partying with Gandolf dude!
Chandler: No-no, I dont think you heard me. Are you ready to party?!
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Joey: I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Chandler: (answering it) Hello. (listens) (to Ross) Its Gandolf!!! (on phone) So, are you in town? (listens) (disappointed) Oh, well, well maybe next time then. (Hangs up)
(The girls are stumped)
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
Rachel: I dont care! I dont care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows its actually ended. And, I dont care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!
Phoebe: Yeah! What are you saying?
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
Ross: How sad are we?
Joey: Are you serious?!
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Monica: Now, are you glad we didnt start with the bikini strips?
Phoebe: Really?! Are you sure?
Joey: Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought youd be out partying with Gandel-worf.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Joey are carrying in the foosball table.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Joey: Sure! Where are the seats?
Joey: Oh, what are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross! (Ross and Chandler look off into the distance. Joey, wondering what they are looking at, looks in the same direction)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Joey: Heyooh Pheebs, are they in there?
Joey: What are you gonna do? Youre gonna fire me?
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Ross: (now fully awake) Are we really in Montreal?!
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
Monica: Are you serious?
Rachel: Honey, this really is an incredible thing to do for them, but there are things to think about.
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: (on phone) Hello?(Listens) Mindy! Hi! Hey, how are you? (Listens) Yes, yes, I've heard, congratulations, that is so great. (Listens) Really? (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Okay. Okay, well I'm working tomorrow, but if you want you can, you can, you can come by and... (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Great... (Listens) Great... (Listens) All right, so I'll, so I'll see you tomorrow! (Listens) Okay.. (Listens) Okay... (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up and sits down heavily.) Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Chandler: Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against the door.) Are you still out there?
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is eating dinner, Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Phoebe: Maybe not! Y'know? Seriously, three babies are a handful maybe they're y'know, looking for a chance to unload one of them. Listen, I-I hate to miss an opportunity just because I didn't ask! Y'know?
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Rachel: Yknow what, you are mean boys, who are just being mean!
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are busy unpacking.]
Phoebe: Well, its just that maternity clothes are so expensive.
Monica: Oh my God, are you out of a job?
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are entering after the play. Phoebe and Joey are already there.]
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
[Scene: Allesandros, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]
Phoebe: Oh, are we gonna trash that place?
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Chandler and Monica are holding the twins. Joey and Phoebe are sitting by the window, while Ross and Rachel are standing together. The apartment is completely empty. Two men are carrying a large dresser.]
Joey: Come on you guys, we want you to know we're (His eye widen even more) very very sorry. (Monica and Chandler are now covering their eyes with their hands) (then to the others in the hall) Right guys?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Ross: What are you saying?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Joshua: So (Holds out his hands as to say, "Where are my gloves?")
Ross: Are you kidding?!
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Rachel: Ohh, gosh. You guys, come on, this isI have to meet Joshua! This is my one chance for him to see the fun Rachel. Yknow the "Wouldnt it be great if she was my wife" Rachel. Ohh, all right! Are Joey and Chandler back?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the next morning, Monica and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are kissing.]
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Phoebe: Come on! Look where you are!!
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are returning from the strip club.]