words in movies
Wendy: Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me?
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
PHOEBE: Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Ross: I could ask her to live with me!
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Ross: I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Phoebe: It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?
Phoebe: Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Joey: Well, may I ask for one example?
Rachel: Pheebs, I have to ask you
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Monica: (sitting down) Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
Chandler: Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Monica: Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Joey: Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Chandler: Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Phoebe: Yeah no, Im telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, yknow if you ever decide you need to redecorateAnd I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Oh dont even ask!
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Phoebe: Then why did she ask us to
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!