words in movies
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Ross: I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Rachel: No! Forget it! I am not gonna ask Frank to give you one of his kids!!
Phoebe: Oh, just ask him!
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) So did you ask him?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Cynthia: God, this was really fun! I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.
Danny: I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Rachel: Hey, umm, can I ask you guys something?
Phoebe: Aw, and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you last week.
Phoebe: It's so obvious, why doesn't he just ask?
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Rachel: Pheebs, I have to ask you
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Joey: Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new here. Maybe we shouldI'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a question.)
Monica: I'm sorry, okay. It's just that Chandler has somebody, and Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby.
Joey: Well, may I ask for one example?
Gary: I know, really well. In fact, I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me.
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Monica: (sitting down) Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
Joey: Ooh, hey, I know how we can decide! All right, uh, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. Okay? So uh, clear your mind Clear it right out! Clear it out! Clear!
Chandler: Im sorry. (Pause) If you ask me, I'd move in with him.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Monica: Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. (Quietly) You can go.
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know we can decide. Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Okay?
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm going to ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?
Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You cant win if you dont ask any (sees that hes asleep) QUESTIONS!!!
Joey: Uhh, Ms. Phalange, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at-at this table?
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Pheebs, I wanna ask you something.
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Joey: Ugh, I cannot wait to ask her out!
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Chandler: Let me ask you, why is everybody using these tiny lights nowadays? I remember when people used to use big lights.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?
Phoebe: Yeah no, Im telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff. Ross, yknow if you ever decide you need to redecorateAnd I think that you should. You should, you should ask Rachel to help.
Jill: Well okay, if it means that much to you, then Ill ask him out.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Oh dont even ask!
Joey: Did she just ask me out on a date?
Ross: So, do we really have to ask whos going up on the platform next?
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Phoebe: Then why did she ask us to
Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you were going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbors dog walker?!
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Chandler: (angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)
Phoebe: Okay, maybe ask this guy.
Chandler: Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Ross: Chandlers gonna ask Monica to marry him!
Chandler: Guys? (They ignore him.) Ive got something important to tell ya. (Still nothing so he walks over and stands in front of the TV.) Guys? (They lean over to try and watch the TV, Chandler mimics them.) Guys?! (Pause) Im gonna ask Monica to marry me.
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Monica: Ross let me ask you a question. All jokes aside, where is this relationship going?
Rachel: Well, Joshuas coming in tomorrow and since I dont have the guts to ask him out, Im going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Richard: I didnt ask. You wanna come in?
Monica: (interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Monica: All right, I I have to ask.
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Joey: Well, since you ask. They want me back on Days of Our Lives!
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Phoebe: Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Mr. Geller: I dont know. They-they must be your mothers, but please, please dont ask her. Ill throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as Ross finds something of interest in one of his boxes.)
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!