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(Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.)
ROSS: Ok, well, if you do take him out for his walk, you might wanna bring his hat, and there's extra milk in the fridge, and there's extra diapers in the bag.
CHANDLER: What's in the bag?
[Monica pulls out a bag full of airline bottles of liquor.]
ROSS: Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!
Rachel: Oh, its a Macys bag!
CHANDLER: So I got ya something. [tosses Joey a bag of plastic spoons]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
(She sets her bag down on the foosball table and Joey sees the Toblerone bar sticking out of it and gazes longingly at it.)
Joey: I don't wanna give up the bag. I don't have to give up the bag! Do I Rach? (She's avoiding his eyes.) Oh, you think I should give up the bag!
Chandler: Okay, ten bucks says that we can name every item in that bag.
Chandler: ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Chandler: (giving her a bag) Here.
Ross: (entering carrying a garment bag) Hey!
Joey: Oh yeah? Ross, how many items left in that bag?
Joey: (walking up carrying a brown paper bag) Hey!
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
Mrs. Burkart: All right. I'll get my bag.
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldnt find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Tim: Uh. (He holds up a brown lunch bag.)
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
[Another group of flashbacks begin with Episode 513: The One With Joeys Bag. Joey is carrying the bag and has entered Central Perk to the amusement of Ross and Chandler.]
Chandler: Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]
Rachel: No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag.
Chandler: Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. (Removes a smashed racquet from his bag.)
Rachel: It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
Rachel: Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a bag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey.)
[Scene: Joey's audition, he is with bag.]
Phoebe: (notices his bag.) Hey, y'know what? My Grandma had the exact same bag!
Joey: Here, I brought you some flowers. (He pulls them out of the bag.)
Rachel: Ahhh, I think you look great! That bag is gonna get you that part.
Joey: (entering, with bag) Hey! I'm off to my audition. How do I look?
Joey: Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Joey: Why would I return it? I love this bag!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Joey: Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting the bag.) We got it! We got it!
Chandler: Pulling flowers out it makes the bag look a lot more masculine.
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
Rachel: I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.
Phoebe: I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Chandler: Oh, I figured you guys would all be mad at me. So I got you some gifts that I found on the side of the road. (Looks into the bag.) Who wants the teddy bear with one leg?
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Phoebe: What's in the bag?
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
Chandler: Theyre in my bag over there. (Points.)
Casting Director #2: Thats where you pick up the bag.
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in shock.)
Joey: Ah. (Joey walks to Chandlers bag by getting as far away from Chandlers bed as possible.)
[Time Lapse, Rachel is breating into a paper bag.]
Monica: (hearing that) Thats it big girl! (Hits Janine in the butt with the garbage bag) Come on!
(Chandler and Monica enter from their room and Joey quickly hides the bag of potato chips behind his back.)
Phoebe: Oh well, all right, I got (Ross hands her a bag) (To Ross) thank you, I got uh, this yknow "I want a job sweater." (Holds up the same sweater.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Joey: Shes gone. She had a bag and she left.
Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)
Phoebe: (reading the recipe on the back of the bag) Yes!! (Realizes.) Ohh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a shopping bag.]
(He hands Joey the bag and he quickly counts its contents.)
[Phoebe waves Monica in. Monica sneaks in with the bag with Clunkers in it and heads for Phoebe's room.]
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
[Chandler and Monica head out with some stuff. Phoebe comes out of her room with a bag.]
(She grabs her bag and leaves, Joey moves a little quicker to his apartment, leaving Monica and Chandler alone.)
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Ross: Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding! (Holding up his garment bag.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch reading as Ross enters carrying a garment bag.]
Monica: Here! (She sets a bag down in front of him.)
Rachel: Ohh Oh, honey here. Take it all. (Pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.) Monica! We need more candy?
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Ross: I think its coming from your bag.
Phoebe: I brought you my old maternity clothes! (Sets a bag on the counter.)
Joey: And, a brownie! (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) Well, half a brownie. Actually, its just bag. Its been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin to feel faint so
Ross: I am good. Okay! Okay! Uh, I got the pillow! I got the bag! You got the keys?
Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Mike: Oh, thank God. (he laughs nervously, and Phoebe gets her keychain from her bag.)
Joey: No, come on Ross! (He grabs his bag so he cant leave) Look, Ross, we have to get past this.
Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.
Rachel: Oh, it's a Macy's bag!
Joey: (smiling) Not likely. 'Cause you see that body bag right there
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Phoebe: Oh, ok. Fine, I'll just, I'll take the hat back (she puts the hat in a bag and she crushes it angrily on the floor with her foot).