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[Scene: Joey's bedroom, time lapse. He's asleep and dreaming. In his dream he's doing the crossword puzzle with wait for it Monica!]
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.
(They realize the implication of their behavior, stop instantly and head for his bedroom. In the meanwhile, Joey is starring at Rachel in a seductive way.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
Phoebe: Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. Its that bedroom there. (points to Monicas room)
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
Monica: Why is this car in my bedroom?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica.]
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.]
Monica: (coming out of the bedroom) You jerk! You know how much I love that kid! (starts to chase Ross around the living room)
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
[Scene: Sarahs bedroom, her room is decorated with a space motif.]
Rachel: (running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does everybody hate these shoes?
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Joey: (entering from his bedroom) Morning.
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
[Scene: Rosss bedroom, Rachel getting into bed while Ross is reading and laughs.]
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
[Scene: Rosss Bedroom, Ross is waking up. He straightens himself out on the bed and puts the covers over his head.]
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Scene: Ross's bedroom, Ross is working and Rachel is reading a book in bed]
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, Chandler is listening to the hypnosis tape.]
(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandlers bedroom.)
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, hes listening to the hypnosis tape again.]
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Ross is finishing up her make-up.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching Quincy M.E. as Chandler is walking into the living room from his bedroom.]
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
[Time lapse. They are now in Monica's bedroom, on the bed.]
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
(She starts walking across the darkened room and hits her head on a wind chime hanging from the ceiling, to stop it from making a noise she grabs it and Shhhs it. She goes into the kitchen and finds Phoebe Sr.s appointment book, to read it she opens the freezer. Just as she starts to read, Phoebe Sr. jumps out from her bedroom with a coat hanger, startling Phoebe.)
Ross: (yelling from the bedroom) WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!
[cut back to Rachels bedroom with both of them hurriedly getting dressed]
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joeys bedroom.)
Joanna: (Coming out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel) Hello, Rachel. (She goes into Chandlers bedroom)
Joey: (from bedroom) WHOAA!!
JOEY: All right.� All right.� Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh?� (He checks the bathroom shaking the bat.� Then he proceeds to their bedroom.)� Bwa-ah-ah!
Joey: Good, and hey! My treat. (He turns to go into his bedroom then stops.) But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
Rachel: Y'know what else is really great about him, oh, what is the word for the adult that doesn't have dinosaur toys in their bedroom?
Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
Rachel: Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
Rachel: Okay, fine. (She gets up and walks into her bedroom)
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Phoebe are watching a movie as Chandler comes in from his bedroom.]
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Chandler: (from his bedroom) Thanks!
[Cut to Chandlers bedroom.]
Joey: (coming in from his bedroom) What is that?
(They both go to Chandlers bedroom to get his coat.)
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, he is awoken by the singing guy.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Ross: (entering from the bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? (Pats Chandler on the shoulder which causes him to jump.)
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) Well, I just called Joshua
[Scene: Joeys bedroom, hes snoring again and Chandler is there to roll him over.]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
[Cut to Monica's bedroom]
Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is in her bedroom.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV as Joey and Kathy are laughing in Joey's bedroom. They get to be pretty loud so Chandler turns the TV way up.]
Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)
[Scene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
(They go into his bedroom.)
Chandler: (entering from his bedroom) Guys, come on! Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! Come on, Joe!
Rachel: Oh God, it says he was hit by an ice cream truck and dragged for nine-(turns over the note)-teen blocks. Oh. (They all come out from Monica's bedroom) Oh my God.
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes.]
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.]
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Phoebe: Yeah well, maybe she shouldve spent a little less time decorating and a little more time in the bedroom.
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) I found it!