words in movies
Joey: Ooh... I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
Monica: I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
Joey: I don't believe this... Have you guys been...
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Precious: I just can't believe this... Why?
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
(she slaps him in the face, Mike looks like he doesn't believe what just happened. Precious leaves, and he turns to Phoebe.)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Joey: Nice try. (to Margha) See the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell come from.
Phoebe: Its hard to believe that just a little while ago this was nothing but ingredients.
Joey: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
Ross: 'S'funny, um, uh, we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together. Things change, roll with the punches. I believe Julia's on the table..?
Rachel: Well, it is, all right? When we were out there today, all I kept thinking was: I can't believe Chandler is screwing this woman, but MAN this would be a nice place to live!
Phoebe: (sings) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!
Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
Chandler: ...Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
Ross: Hey, youre not going to believe this. I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it!
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Phoebe: (to Rachel) I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman.
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Chandler: Well, Im upsetfor you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He cant believe he just sad that.)
Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Ross: I cannot believe we're having this conversation.
Mike: Phoebe you're so beautiful. You're so kind, you're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird. Every day with you is an adventure, and I can't believe how lucky I am, and I can't wait to share my life with you forever. (He puts the ring on Phoebe's finger.)
Joey: You're not going to believe this!
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Joey: I've been trying for two days. When I called the restaurant, they said she was too busy to talk. I can't believe she's blowin' me off.
Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Rachel: (opening mail) Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?
Phoebe: I can't believe you... (holding up Joey's cardigan) ..did this.
Phoebe: I can't believe you did this.
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Ross: I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
Monica: I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.
Joey: I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
Monica: Hi. (On the phone) Hi, uh, yes, this is Monica Geller. Um, I believe I'm taking some classes with you and I was wondering what they were.
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Joey: Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason I became an actor! "I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out of order!"
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Malcom: So you spied on me. I can't believe you don't trust me. (Ursula walks past, and Malcom finds behind the pillar)
Ross: God, I don't believe this. She could be giving birth in the cab.
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Ross: I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.
ROSS: You don't believe in evolution?
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Chandler: You know, I can't believe you. Linda is so great! Why won't you go out with her again?
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Look, can't we just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: You uh, you don't believe in gravity?
ROSS: How can you not believe in evolution?
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
MONICA: I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're setting yourself up all over again.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
ROSS: Oh you guys are not gonna believe what happened.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
MONICA: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We lived together, we told each other everything.
JOEY: I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
CHANDLER: I can't believe the guys missed this.
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
PHOEBE: Can you believe this. In, like, two hours I'm gonna have a dad. Eeeshk.
RACH: Oh my god, I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.
CHAN: All right, Pheebs, back me up here, ok? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
ROSS: I uh can't believe I'm gonna say this, but I think Susan's right.
CHANDLER: Believe me, sometimes that happens.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.