words in movies
MNCA: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. [Reads from paper] In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of... continued on page 153...[turns it] sucking.
ROSS: I can't believe this.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
PHOEBE: I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
PHOEBE: Yeah. Ok, you don't have to believe me but um, can you think of any unfinished business she might have had, like any reason she'd be hanging around?
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Chandler: I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.
CHANDLER: I can't believe it.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
JOEY: Can you believe this place?
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
ROSS: I can't believe you hated me.
PHOEBE: Listen. You are not going to believe this but, that is not me singing on the video.
CHANDLER: I still can't believe they promoted her to lieutenant.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
MR. GELLER: Honey. Honey, have you seen my Harmon Kilerbrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
RACHEL: I can't believe this is happening.
MONICA: You would not. I can't believe this. I hate this, you're too normal. I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing. My boyfriend doesn't have a thing.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?
MONICA: Oh my God, I can't believe what I'm getting ready to say. I wanna have a baby, but I don't wanna have one with someone who doesn't really wanna have one.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
CHANDLER: I can't believe she's married.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
JOEY: Incredible! I met the director this time and you'll never believe who it was.
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
MONICA: I can't believe you guys are actually getting tattoos.
Chandler: I can not believe that I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown up.
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I dont believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Chandler: I cant believe you came back.
Ross: Im sorry, I dont believe contestants are allowed to talk to each other.
Monica: Sush!! I cannot believe she is still up there.
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Chandler: I cant believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: Oh my God, I cant believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.
Rachel: Joey! I cant believe you just did that!
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, (opens her coat revealing a large burn mark over her left breast.) in a grill fire.
PHOEBE: I can't believe you caved.
Kate: I cant believe we go on in, in a week.
Phoebe: Wow! I cannot believe Mark asked you out.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Chandler: (to Rachel) And you Ross, I believe, if you check Rachels bag you will find a half-eaten box of cookies in there.
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Janice: Oh! Youre right. Oh God. But, before I can say good-bye, theres something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way I feel about you, its like, I finally understand what Lionel Richies been singing about. Y'know, I mean what we have, its like movie love, youre my soulmate, and I cant believe were not going to be spending the rest of our lives together.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You dont want to believe me? No, thats fine. (starts to leave)
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Jason: (to Phoebe) I-I cant believe this! You-youve slept with him?!
Ross: Can we, can we just stop for a second? Who said something better would come along, huh? You didn't believe me. I told you everything was gonna work out. (gasps) You know what? This calls for a bottle of Israels finest.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
MONICA: Your boyfriend has been in there for over an hour. I can't believe it, it's like I'm living with him again. He's here when I go to sleep, he's here when I wake up, he's here when I want to use the shower, ughh. It's like I'm sixteen all over again .
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Rachel: I can not believe your trading me!!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: I believe it.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Chandler: Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it!
Chandler: Well believe it baby!
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Joey: I guess you wouldnt believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Ross: Uhh, believe me when hes older, hell understand.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?