words in movies
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
Jack: I can't believe Emma is already one!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... (Turns towards the cake and sees Joey trying to take a piece and yells at him) Joey, don't touch it!!
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Ugh, can you believe that guy!
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Chandler: I can't believe they are not here! I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry day!
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Joey: (taking a bite) Oh, great! Can you believe I found it on the second floor?
Phoebe: Ooh, God, it's him! It's that cop! God, I can't believe it! He found me!
Rachel: I can't believe it! I got a second interview!
Rachel: (entering) Ugh, you will not believe what that sleaze-ball from Ralph Lauren did too me!
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Rachel: (laughs) I cannot believe Ross is buying this!
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Rachel: I am so proud of Joey, I can't believe he's going to be on Law & Order!
Ross: Well that I can believe.
Phoebe: I cant believe you wont just admit it! (Pause) Okay, just promise me that you wont do anything stupid.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Phoebe: I can't believe this!
Joey: Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
Joey: I don't believe this!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Chandler: (interrupting in the nick of time) Joey, I uh! I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, he was playing blackjack for like an hour and he won $5,000. Can you believe that? $5,000!
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: No, I don't think this was your shot. I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot. I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do! You've gotta just keep thinking about the day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go 'I got the part! I got the part! I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Monica: Whats hard to believe?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Rachel: Yeah but-but-but you liked me! Oh my God, I cant believe this, all this time, I liked you and you liked me!
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?
Joey: I cant believe she would say that too you.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Rachel: Yeah honey you dont believe her do you?
Joey: (reads it) Oh, I cant believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, yknow? And it wouldnt matter. Now I gotta be careful?!
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Joey: Oh! I see what happened. It's because I was trying to repel you. Right? Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on.
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Rachel: Yeah. Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. (Sitting down on the couch.) You guys are never going to believe this. But, Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren.
Phoebe: I cant believe Im gonna have a party! This is so great! (Really excited) A party! (Really, really excited) Yay!! (Suddenly, she starts crying and Rachel moves to comfort her.) I dont know why.
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Kim: You expect me to believe..(Doors open, Ralph steps in.) Hi Ralph.
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Ross: Can you believe this? Were gonna be on the platform for the Millennium moment!
[Chandler makes a fake "I know I couldnt believe it either" gesture.]
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Chandler: I dont believe it. The most romantic night of my life and Im runner up.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Monica: I cannot believe you broke up with her just like that.
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes. I cant believe it! The baby wants bologna! Maybe he wants me to eat meat? I cant eat meat!
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Rachel: This bench, its hollow! I cant believe I never knew that! (She pushes all the pillows off it and opens it up) Oh, the presents!!!
Monica: Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.
Rachel: Ohh! And Im one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!
Rachel: All right, fine, but dont get mad at me. Its-its just a little hard to believe.
Rachel: I cannot believe her.
Joey: I cant believe Ross went out with Rachels sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Joey: I cant believe Im going to lose this job!
Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Ross: My God. Rachel! (He walks towards her, grasps her hands and kisses her on the cheek.) Your here. I cant believe it. (She giggles.) What happen? Why are you here?
Chandler: God, its great to catch up! I cant believe how long its been!
Rachel: I cannot believe you guys! He was really nice and he left because of you!
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Rachel: (groans) Oh God. Oh I cant believe Joey Tribbiani heard me throw up!
Ross: I cant believe no one believes me!
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
Monica: This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I cant believe I found it!
Ross: Look, face it, my father is not going to pay for the build-in barbecue and believe me you can kiss you gazebo goodbye. Now I might be able to get you the new lawn.
Elizabeth: Oh no-no believe me, Im leaving as soon as possible!
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom sent me a family heirloom that once belonged to my grandmother. Can you believe it?! A year ago I didn't even have a family, and now I have heirlooms for crying out loud.
Ross: I cant believe it. (Pause) Can I tell you something? Im a little mad at him now.
Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.
Phoebe: I cant believe youre gonna ask Monica to marry you!
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
(Monica smiles then acts shocked. Chandler cant believe she just did that.)
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
Chandler: Oh my God, I cant believe this! Yknow, I thought I thought you were a good guy.