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[Scene: Moondance Diner. Ross, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are sitting at the counter, Monica is working. Monica is wearing her costume, including big fake breasts.]
ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]
RACHEL: It's just this thing. Every year we would go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks. Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big. My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side and my dad would be upset becasue nobody was helping and then when we did help he would scream at us for doing it wrong. But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up, you know, and it'd get really cold, and we would all just sort of smush under this one blanket. It never occured to anybody to bring another one. And now it's just...
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
RACHEL: Now just how big of a star is Marcel?
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
RACHEL: Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
ROSS: The big book of childrens' names.
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.
Mr. Posner: Yes, thats very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.
CHANDLER: Ah he's a, he's not a big fan of foosball.
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
RACHEL: Hey, it's not that big a deal, I was just curious.
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
BIG BULLY: [walks back from the counter] Hey you're in our seats.
BIG BULLY: You got a problem with that?
BIG BULLY: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize.
BIG BULLY: Maybe we didn't make it clear enough.
BIG BULLY: This couch belongs to us.
BIG BULLY: You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
BIG BULLY: You told on us?
BIG BULLY: Alright, let's take this outside.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
BIG BULLY: Why should we?
BIG BULLY: Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
BIG BULLY: Yeah.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
CHANDLER: Bullies, big bullies.
BIG BULLY: C'MON!
BIG BULLY: Hey.
ROSS: Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation.
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... (Looks at Monica, checking her big hair, aghast) Oh!
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
MONICA: No. Big deal, so you have a side of the bed, everybody has a side of the bed.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Joey: What's the big deal, sit somewhere else.
Rachel: Ross, I didn't think it would that big of a deal.
Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big of deal.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: All right, Ross, I just have to do one thing, really quickly, it's not a big deal. (yells at Joey) GET UP!!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
BIG BULLY: No.
Chandler: Ahh, Hotties of the Paleontology Department, theres a big selling calendar, eh?
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.
Ross: (moving over to stand in front of her) Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldnt work past it together...
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Joey: Wow, its big!
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Chandler: But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple of cigarettes�no big deal.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I wouldve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.
Chandler: Yeah-yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Ross: Well Mr. Big Shot is better than wethead.
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Girl: Youre a big scrud.
Ross: But you know what, if you think about it, it actually promotes a healthy uhm... body image... because... even big butts or uhm... juicy doubles.
Rachel: A big idiot.
(The camera zooms in on Sarah and she has a big smile on her face.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.
Mary-Theresa: Its no big deal. Chandler was just kissin me because he thought I was Mary-Angela.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.
Rachel: Then, we had this big, stupid fight, and I said I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Rachel: Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.
BIG BULLY: Ok, nothing from the neck up. [everyone gets ready for the fight] Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.
Ross: No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the big couch.]
Chandler: So, what are you doing here? I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Rachel: Oh, and then, we got into this big, stupid fight. I just, it was awful. I told him he treats me like a park ranger, or something, oh and then I told him I wanted to take a break, I dont want to take a break.
Phoebe: Yeah, Im a big surprise.
Ross: Umm, oh, hey, I dont know. How about a big one?
Woman: Mine havent been so bad. Oh! Here comes one now. (Hums then squeals a little bit.) Oh, that was a big one!
Phoebe: Well, maybe its so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Leslie: I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish, and he said you played here a lot, so umm....
Chandler: Im talking about you. You big, big freak.
(He walks over behind Ross, thinks about it for a moment, and gives him a big hug.)
Chandler: Thats just a lot of big talk, y'know.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Lauren: I know! I-Im a big fan of yours.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Phoebe: Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?
Chandler: Its not a big deal. Its, just its right here, (points to his eye) and its all the time.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.