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Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
ROSS: Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?
Gunther: You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. What about Phoebe's birthday?
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.