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MONICA: So, I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth, and since it's Rachel's birthday, I mean, we want it to be special, I thought I'd poach a salmon.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Frank: Whens your birthday?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Monica: Its your birthday!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?