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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, but her birthday isn't like for another month.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
(Betty waggles her fingers to say "Hi", but Phoebe feels her birthday has been ruined by her twin.)
Phoebe: Um, oh, I got you a birthday present.
CHANDLER: Ok, while Ross is on the phone, everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
RACHEL: Happy birthday.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Rachel: So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?
Phoebe: Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan in her lap) ..oh, this is really...
Joey: I'm takin' Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey is waiting for Phoebe to arrive for her surprise birthday party. Rachel and Monica is telling Chandler about Rachel's incident.]
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Monica: Its your birthday!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!