words in movies
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Chandler: Man, if you tried something like that on my birthday, you'd be starin' at the business end of a hissy fit.
JOEY: 'Cause it's always somethin', you know, like Monica's new job, or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
MR. GELLER: C'mon, it's my birthday.
MONICA: Happy birthday dad.
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
MR. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetpea.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
MR. GELLER: Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Gunther: When's your birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Monica: Its your birthday!
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Ross: You know my birthday.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.