words in movies
Rachel: Wait, you can't go away this weekend! It's Emma's birthday!
Rachel: No, that day... that won't be her real birthday!
Chandler: Gee if only she were one and had no idea what the hell a birthday was!
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Rachel: You know Pheebs, when I was little, on my birthday, my daddy would hide a present in every room of the house, and then he would draw a treasure map to help me find 'em all.
Phoebe: Oooh, I love family traditions like that. When uhm... when Ursula and I were kids, on our birthday, our stepdad would sell his blood to buy us food!
Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Chandler: Hey hey! Where's the birthday girl?
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Rachel: I can't believe this. This is her first birthday. She's awake. We're not even there. Everybody left. We still have this stupid obscene cake.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
MR. GREENE: What? The father can't drop by to see the daughter on her birthday?
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
PHOEBE: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where's the birthday cake?
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
CHANDLER: Well, actually just one birthday flan.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Close up of the flan on the table with birthday candles.]
CHANDLER: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Chandler: Janices birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.
Chandler: Thats a good idea, Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday. I would like to get her something serious.
Monica: Its Joeys birthday.
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Ross: We met at Phoebes birthday party, Im, Im Ross Geller.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Gunther: When's your birthday?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Phoebe: Oo! Is it for my birthday present?
Joey: She didn't have a birthday while we were going out.
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Chandler: Actually, this is for Kathy's birthday. It's an early edition of her favorite book.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Chandler: Phebes, it was your birthday, like, months ago.
Joey: Oh thanks. Thanks. It was great meetin ya. And listen if any of my friends gets married, or have a birthday, or a Tuesday
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
Phoebe: Okay, let's discuss Rachel's birthday. I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
JOEY: Well I guess I gotta start savin' up for Ross's birthday, so I guess I'll just stay home and eat dust bunnies.
JOEY: [as they're walking out, Dr. Greene questioningly gestures at the Happy Birthday sign over the door] This is clearly in the wrong apartment. [they all walk across the hall]
Phoebe: Is it okay if I leave this stuff here 'til Rachel's birthday party?
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Phoebe: What a mean thing to say! I would never tell you its not your birthday!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: What? No-no its her birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Gunther: We dont give anything away unless its someones birthday.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, Joey is now trying to get his car out while Ross is directing him.]
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
[Scene: Rachels birthday, everyone is presenting their presents to Rachel.]
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
[Scene: Rachels birthday, a time lapse has occurred. Rachel is coming back into the living room carrying a notepad.]
[Scene: Monicas birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out by Chandler and Rachel.]
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
[Scene: Rachels birthday, she is coming into the hallway where Joey and Tag are playing with the scooter.]
Rachel: Oo! Whens her birthday?!
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
A Male Customer: Hey, thats weird, todays my birthday too!
Joey: That�s the best birthday ever.
Chandler: That is funny, maybe for my birthday shell murder someone.
Waiters: (with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear �
Waiters: � Joey, happy birthday to you.
Ross: You know my birthday.
Phoebe: (from outside) Trick or treat! (It�s obviously Halloween eve, the night of her birthday dinner.)
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Rachel: Phoebe, hi, we�re so sorry. You�re totally right. We are here one hundred per cent and we love you and we are ready to start your birthday celebration.
Joey and Chandler: (start to sing) Hey! Happy birthday ...
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Joey: Hey Rach, so can I sing happy birthday to you now?
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Rachel: N-it wasn�t easy, but it�s your birthday and I did what I got to do.
Precious: He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever. (she starts to cry again)
Benjamin: Certainly. Very well. And Dr. Geller, when is my birthday?
Phoebe: Look, Precious... Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang. I mean, he proposed to me while he was still seeing you... He was gonna break-up with you on your birthday? And, I don't like to kiss-and-tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
Rachel: You know it was you're uhm... birthday...
Gavin: Well, let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents, and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. Ok, I ... got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you earlier.