words in movies
[Flashback, year 1987. Chandler enters the school's corridor. Ross is hanging some flyers on the wall. Both have a funny 80s hair and clothes.]
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Donny: O-kay... Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed, so that means Gene, you are going to the winners circle to try for ten thousand dollars! (Gene is clapping his hands looking very happy and so is Joey) And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani (Both of their smiles fade away instantly)
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Chandler: Marry me. (Both Ross and Chandler hit him.)
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Joey: Okay. (They both walk off to watch for Rachel.)
Monica: But my clothes areohh! (They both leave.)
(They both start to frantically rip each others clothes off, but are interrupted when Joey tries to open the door.)
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, the next morning. Ross is now asleep and has his head in Monicas lap and his feet on Chandlers lap. Monica and Chandler are both still awake and depressed.]
(They both kiss.)
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Joey: They're so small! (Both he and Ross look at them with satisfied looks on their faces.)
Monica: They really were pretty, werent they? (Rachel and Phoebe both agree)
Chandler: (quietly) Hi! (They both start kissing.)
Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
(They both grab him and stop him.)
(They both go to her apartment.)
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Joey: Hey, let's go look at it! (They both jump up.)
(Rachel grabs the bug bomb, activates it, throws it at the figure, and they both run out through the fog.)
(They both start laughing at him.)
(Rachel and Sophie both back out and close the door without saying anything.
(They both throw the scripts in his face.)
(They both start to read ahead.)
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! (They both laugh at what she said.)
(They both exit.)
(They both exit.)
Both: We can't do that. (They separate.)
(They both stand real close together.)
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
(They both walk off the court.)
Gunther: Here you go. (Serves them both some coffee.)
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
(They both turn around.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
(They both run to rip the covers off the bed, but are interrupted by Ross.)
(Chandler turns to watch her go and then sees Ross and Joey both with huge grimaces on their faces.)
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Ross: (happily) My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this. (He hugs them both.) (To Joey and Rachel) You guys probably wanna get some hugs in too, huh? Big news!
Ross: Hey, both you guys should be up there with me. I mean, you two are-are my I mean, Im lucky to have just one good (They all start getting emotional.)
(They both sprint to what used to be their apartment.)
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
(Raymond and Joey both eat a spoonful and Joey turns to Raymond and says )
(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape.)
Rachel: Oh what, you-you want both of them?
Chandler: Made a few calls, pulled some strings, and they agreed to seat us at 11:30 if we both had the chicken and didn't get desert.
(They both sit down.)
[Scene: Gary and Phoebe's apartment, it's morning and they're both waking up in bed.]
Chandler: Thats a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.
Ross: Maybe it was both of us, but we had our best friend's interest (Pauses and looks at Joey.) But we had our best friend's interest at heart.
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: Oh, thats cool. Then Ill just bring them both over.
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
[Time lapse, they're both entering.]
(They both exit.)
(Monica and Chandler both remember a special moment between them.)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
(They both start laughing. There's a knock on the door.)
(They both sit down.)
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
[Scene: Rosss birthday, night has fallen and Joey and Ross are walking by where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Chandler: Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
(Suddenly, theres movement beside her, startling her. Its Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)
[Monica and Chandler both are shocked. Ross gives Monica a take that! look.]
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Phoebe: Well look, you dont really like the one from uptown and youre too exhausted from dating the one up in Poughkeepsie, so I say you just end them both. Okay? You take a train up to Poughkeepsie and break up with her, and on your way back you break up with uptown. And then by the time you get home tonight, youre done!
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, they both enter.]
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
(They both look at her.)
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
(They both stare at the newborn.)
Chandler: Eh, theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again. (Monica glares at him.)
Ross: (stopping them) Okay-okay! Two very good points, look Ive known you both a long time, and Ive never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as youve been since youve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?
Rachel: Oh, its the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm hows Monica?
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Okay! (They both get up.)
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
(They both laugh.)
Joey: But you got to be with both of them, right?
Phoebe: Now, its you little bunny friend. (She sticks it in Rachels face and they both laugh.)
(They both scream and jump away.)
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Rachel: My God! (They both run into the bedrooms.)
Chandler: (thinking it over) Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape. (They both run into the bedroom.)
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
(They both take a drink of coffee.)
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are both getting undressed.]
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Rachel: Oh thats right. Youre the talker. (They both reflect on that briefly) Anyway uh, great idea! Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Rachel: Phoebe you cant have both of them! You have to pick one!