words in movies
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Chandler: Did she call?
Chandler: All right, maybe I should call her.
Kathy: Oh wow. I really wish youd call me.
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Joey: Did you call the cops?
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Phoebe: Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. All right, I gotta go. Just listen. Promise me, that you will wait a minute before you call her.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Joey: Sure. I went through the exact same thing with Alicia Mae Emory... The waiting, the wandering... Then one day... I get that call from Toys "R" Us... She was in stock!
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Aurora: (gets up to leave) Well, call me if you change your mind.
Phoebe: Well, I never call me.
Joey: You call that delicious?
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Coma Guy: Alright, I'll call you.
Fireman No. 1: You're our third call tonight.
Ross: ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.
Chandler: Call me!
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Phoebe: Fine! Ill call Zurich and move some money around.
Chandler: Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Angela: Bob is great. He's smart, he's sophisticated, and he has a real job. You, you go on three auditions a month and you call yourself an actor, but Bob...
Phoebe: So, um, are you gonna call him?
Chandler: Call.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Joey: ..ah, what're you doing here? I've been trying to call you.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Chandler: I can't call her, I left a message! I have some pride.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: Why don't you just call her?
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone)
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Monica: Mail call, Rachel Green, bunk seven.
Ross: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
Chandler: (on phone, reading from a script) Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. (Rattles some dishes) Bye-bye. (Hangs up.) Oh God!
Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
CHANDLER: Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. (to Ross) I love her.
ROSS: How 'bout from now on we just call it the 'unfortunate incident'? [Rachel walks off] Hey Gunther, you got stairs in your place?
Phoebe: And call me!
CHANDLER: All right, call it in the air.
GUY: Alright, fine. [on the phone] I'll call you back. [hands the phone to her]
RACH: Did uh, Ross call?
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
RACHEL: I'll call the super.
ROSS: Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
ROSS: If you wanna call that a reason.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
MRS. GELLER: Well, I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
MONICA: That's your call.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
CHANDLER: Yeah I just... wanted to call and say hey.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
[Joey's place. He's watching Baywatch, lauging. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to.]
INTERVIEWER: And if I want to call for a reference on your last job?
CHANDLER: Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
PHOEBE: I'd call that excessive.
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
JOEY: Oh yeah yeah. I process. People want the processing, I'm the one they call.
ROSS: Well, she'll call back, don't be such a baby.
Chandler: Honey, you did call him back. 'Cause, it's, it's really old.
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
Monica: So, should I call him back?
ROSS: That doesn't matter. She wanted to call Bob. Hey, for all we know, Bob is who she was meant to be with. You may be destroying two people's chance for happiness.
Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B. All right?
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
Phoebe: That is unfair. I'll call her and tell her it was totally my fault.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Joey: Maybe, I should call this place and get them to put my 'Days of Our Lives' on here. You know, juice this puppy up a little.
Chandler: She said she'd call me.
Chandler: Okay, okay. So, should I call her?
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Gunther: They already do. Thats why they call it the tray spot.