words in movies
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Phoebe: Oh sure okay, you can touch yourself in front of us but you cant talk to Rachel.
Joey: (taking Chandler aside) Hey Chandler, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: I cant say that Im surprised.
Joey: It cant be me, Im standing right here.
Rachel: Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.
Chandler: Look, we cant stay in here forever.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Monica: Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.
Monica: You cant marry him!
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Joey: I can come back.
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Joey: I cant believe youre not going to propose!
Ross: Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, umm then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
Chandler: Can I sleep on your couch?
Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.
Joey: You can pee here!
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Ross: Come on, you-you cant tell me you actually believe that-that theres a woman inside that cat!
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
PHOEBE: I can see that. A plate of brownies once told me a limerick.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Monica: Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Chandler: Why cant you tell her?
Kathy: Can you really do that?
CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Joey: Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, Ill go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
Chandler: Look, Im sorry! But theres nothing I can do, I think Im in love with her!
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Phoebe: After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.
Ross: Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Monica: Oh, yknow what, I cant, it really kills.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Phoebe: You dont have to do that, Ross and Joey arent here, you can watch the parade if you want.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Joey: Hey! Dont do the crime if you cant do the time.
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh hey! Hey uh, you remember the necklace I gave you last year? Can I see it?
Tim: Where can I wash up?
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Phoebe: Oh, he-he cant talk right now.
Joey: He can still catch her! Come on, get out of there! (He opens the box) Get out of there!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Joanna: Oh yes, well theres the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can carry two things at once!
Kathy: Can I borrow the keys to your apartment?
Joey: (approvingly) Oh! ok, yeah, I think I can do that. Yeah ok, there's this party scene coming up.. and Olivia and her husband are there and all Drake wants to do is grab her and kiss her, but he can't... And that makes me think about all those times when I wanted to grab you and kiss you, but you didn't know so I would just pretend everything was cool, but really, it was killing me.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Ross: I cant believe he didnt come!
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Joey: I cant hear a word youre saying, my ears are ringing so bad.
Joey: Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my friends.
Monica: Thats not even a word! I can get this! I can get this!
Chandler: Im sorry. Youre not easy-going, but youre passionate, and thats good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that Im pretty good about making you feel better about that. And thats good too. So, they can say that youre high maintenance, but its okay, because I like maintaining you.
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Chandler: You cant just call Monicas room.
Joey: Sure I can, standard shotgun rules, Im sight of the room and I called it.
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
The Waiter: Cant hear you!
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Ross: (standing at the edge of the roof) Yeah, I guess we dont have a choice. (Screaming to the street) Help us! Please help us! Were stuck up on the roof and we cant get down!!!
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Mike: I want to stay too but I've gone as bad as much use out of these boxers as I can..
Joey: Oh wow! You can tell this soon.
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Monica: Hey, Rach, can you give me a hand with this box?
Phoebe: Okay, but this cant be good for the baby.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Monica: I cant find garbage bags!
Ross: People can hear you.
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Rachel: Hi, Im Rachel Green. What can I do for you Joshua?
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Joey: (dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runs out before anyone can stop him.)
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Joey: Absolutely! And if it doesnt, can I get the extra ticket?
Joshua: They-they-they can smell fear.
Joey: Look, theres nothing I can do for him right now, hes still in his sweat pants, thats still Phase One. Y'know? Ill be back for Phase Two, I would never miss Phase Two.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Monica: I cant! I have to work!
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Monica: Oh wait, Joey, you cant go like that! You stink!
Chandler: Well, can I just
Monica: Hey, Joey, I dont think that you should leave Chandler alone. I mean its only been two days since he broke up with Kathy. Maybe you can go fishing next week?
Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?
Chandler: Yes you can. Youre thinking about time, you cant go back in time.
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Joey: Yknow, I can see why you think that, but ah, actually, you know who I think it is?
Charlton Heston: Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt.