words in movies
Chandler: How can she be great if shes from Poughkeepsie? (laughs, at they all look at him) That joke wouldve killed in Albany.
Chandler: All right, who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?! I really wanted to take Kathy to this, I cant believe I missed it.
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Chandler: Hey, you know what you can do? I remember reading about this director, I think it was Orson Wells, who at the beginning of the movie would hire somebody, just so he could fire them in front of everybody. Then they would all know, whos boss.
Ross: Not her. Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I cant decide between the two of them. Yknow the one from Poughkeepsie, even though shes a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun. But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown. Yknow shes, well shes-shes just as pretty, I guess shes smart, shes not fun.
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
The Waiter: Because we can remember them.
The Waiter: Cant hear you!
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
Monica: I need more swordfish. (to one of the assistant chefs) Can you get me some more swordfish?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Itssince youve never done it before you can be Monicas made of honor.
Monica: Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But hey, I can be a kook.
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Chandler: Can you figure out what Im doing?
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Rachel: Yknow what? Thats a lot to remember, cant I just tell her youre a pig?
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
(The waitress lets her in as Monica is about to throw a lobster into a pot of boiling water (Although, she hasnt taken off the rubber bands that hold the claws, so she cant be that good of a chef). Anyway, guess who the Colonel is by the following phrase.)
Ross: No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Ross: Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.
Joey: How can you say that?! The Mets have no closer!
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Dana: Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Monica: I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but you can.
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Rachel: (comes up and rubs him on the chest) Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know... you're food is so delicious and perfect, you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: Chandler? Can you give me a hand? (Grabs her jacket)
Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Joey: Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Monica: Where you can make out with your assistant.
Monica: See? This is exactly why Im making this candy. We can learn their names and get to know our neighbors.
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Chandler: Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! I I am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?
Gary: So, can I get some candy?
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Ross: I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were so close Phoebe!
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God. Can you imagine if there was?! I mean, (getting serious) what would happen exactly.
Rachel: Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates? (Holds up the box.)
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Joey: (stepping in and knocking the man over) Hey, if we know it can we have candy?!!
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.
Phoebe: I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Phoebe: Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.
Ross: Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay.
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Rachel: You cant, because of the new skylight!
Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you cant have!
Ben: Santa has reindeers that can fly!
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Joey: Oh-oh! So thats the way its gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too yknow!
Rachel: (reading the note) "Pheebs, cant make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy." (Laughs) Big Daddy?
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Chandler: I cant seem to say goodbye.
Monica: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Phoebe: Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
David: Oh, I hate this but I-I-I have to go. I-I cant miss my flight.
Phoebe: (seeing him) Okay, nows not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Joey: I can give it a shot.
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Ross: I cant believe this!!
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! Im not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I cant go if I break my leg.
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Mr. Geller: Im sorry we cant store your childhood things anymore.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Ross: (looking down) M-maybe I should hang and you can climb down me.
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Monica: Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All of the memories
Phoebe: Huh? Can you just imagine getting down on one knee and handing her this gorgeous piece of weaponry?
Phoebe: No-no wait-wait! I cant just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.
Ross: Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didnt bring you here so you can ambush her.
Joey: Pheebs! Wait up! (She stops.) Listen uh, close your eyes. (She does so and Joey passionately kisses her.) Maybe thats one thing you can cross off your list.
Rachel: Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV and you get radio!
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Phoebe: Umm, look it, you-you cant kill yourself.
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29?