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Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Rachel: Okay. (Opens the card and reads it.) Happy birthday Grandma! Its better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. (Breaks down as everyone glares at them.) All our love Monica and Chandler. (Crying) Thats funny, yeah!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Cashier: Why dont you fill out this address card. (Hands him one.)
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Rachel: Uh, credit card.
MONICA: Ross, come sign this birthday card for dad. Rich is gonna be here any minute.
Joey: The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency. Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me!
Monica: Rachel! That was a library card!
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Rachel: Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.
Ross: Okay, Im gonna play my sperm card one more time.
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Chandler: Joey's not a friend. He's...a stupid man who left us his credit card. Another drink? Some dessert? A big screen TV?
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Joey: I'm outta here. Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. I'm sorry, Chandler.
Ross: Thanks. (he takes the card) Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... (pauses when he realizes what he is saying) florist. (he goes away)
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Ross: One. (Rachel gives him the card.)
Joey: How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
Cashier: (looking at the completed address card) Oh, I love your neighborhood. Theres a great gym right around the corner from your building.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
ROSS: [to Russ] For your information, it's a card sharp, not a card shark.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
CHANDLER: I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
Chandler: Okay! Now I assume the Saucer card came up when you played last.
Ross: Gimme this. (Grabs the herbalists card and leaves.)
Joey: Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Rosss points!
Ross: I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Joey: Okay. Okay. (He looks at the card.) Ace!
Joey: Thanks, man. And oh, while you're at it, could you get her a card?
Joey: Or... just get a card that has a poem already in it.
Joey: Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.
Monica: Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Joey: Uh-huh, not as high as (picks a card) It worked! King!
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Ticket Agent: Well you can split it with another credit card.
Rachel: Come on apartment! Come on apartment! (Picks a card.) Oh! I know queen is high!
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Ticket Agent: (Slides the twenty back and tosses her credit card onto the counter.)
Jen: I forgot my paper. (Ross quickly hides the card in his mouth.)
Joey: Okay, pick a card.
Joey: (holding up the Queen of Clubs) Is that your card? (He winks and smiles.)
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Joey: Thanks. (The grip walks away.) (Reading the card.) Congratulations on your big break.
Jen: Oh! My number is on there. (Hands him a business card.) Give me a call.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Joey: Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me?
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are there, Joey is demonstrating a card trick.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Joey: Oh wow thats a great idea! And I still have his credit card.
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Joey: Well, hes not used to women being so forward with him; but uh, I good check with himHe says its okay. (She hands him her card.) Great! Thanks! Bye-bye!
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.
Rachel: (reading a card) Okay, your band is playing at Arnolds, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joeys boxers!
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Ross: All right then. (Gets up, in an announcers voice) Rachel Green! Lets play Bamboozled! (Reading from a note card.) How do you test the temperature of the babys bath water?
Chandler: Thank God! (Grabs his card.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Joey: Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one. Here you go. (Hands Gunther Chandlers card.) Yknow I gotta tell ya, sometimes I justI dont get Chandler. Yknow, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you dont get all upset.
Ross: Okay, Im done with my choices, these are final. (holds up a little card)
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug! (To Rachel) Okay, read the card! Read the card!
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Melissa: Oh no, thats-thats an old card. Umm, I wanted to get out of that and-and do something where I can really help people and-and make a difference.
Rachel: Oh, wow thanks! (Reading the card) Oh youre in real estate!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
Melissa: I-Ive got to go. This has been so great Ray-ray! (Gunther returns with her cigarettes.) Oh, there you are. (Takes them from Gunther.) (To Rachel) Umm, so listen, just call me. Heres my card. (Hands the card over.)
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
Ross: Sending out a holiday card, together, I mean I just dont know if were really quite there yet.
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Ross: Really?! I mean, even with the card?
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Ross: Lets do the card!
Chandler: Okay. (They switch places and Chandler gets out a credit card.) So uh, Ross is kinda bummed huh?
Ross: Wow! That is a good one! Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card yknow, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.
Monica: I promise. Hey, speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?
Chandler: Ill take a card.
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Chandler: Id like a Google Card.
Ross: Oh, come on, every first time mother feels that way. Youllyoure gonna pick it up. (Rachel doesnt believe that.) Hey! You will! Uh look, yknow when you first came to the city? You were this spoiled helpless little girl who-who still used daddys credit card. Do you remember?
Joey: Correct! Now, would you like to pick a Wicked Wango card or spin the Wheel of Mayhem?