words in movies
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
[Scene: Airport, Ross has headphones on, and is listening to a 'How To Speak Chinese' tape. Occasionally, he makes an outburst in Chinese in accordance with the tape. He is getting on the jetway. The flight attendant is there.]
Ross: (something in Chinese)
(A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags. Ross gets off next.)
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant.]
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is there. Rachel is looking out of the window and Ross is handing out some Chinese takeout. There's a small SAP in the corner of the screen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Phoebe: Have you thought about what you would be giving up? You can't move out of the city, what if you want Chinese food at 5am? Or a fake Rolex that breaks as soon as it rains or an Asian hooker sent right to your door?
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]
Joey: I was thinking Chinese food.
MONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.
Katie: Ohh, I love Chinese! How did you know I love Chinese?! (She hits him repeatedly as she says that.)
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
Ross: That is an old, Chinese woman!
Rachel: Ooh! My Chinese food! Let me get my cash! (runs to her room to get her money)
Dennis Phillips: Its an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?
Waiter: Uh, there's a drunk Chinese guy.
Waiter: I've got bad news. The Chinese guy left.
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food.
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Monica: I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
Chandler: Oh, I wish Id know you were going to do that, I ordered Chinese.
Phoebe: Okay, I would ring the bell to distract him and then I would knock the gun out of his hand with a Chinese throwing star.
Ross: She... she only dates geniuses and Nobel Prize winners. Oh my God, at the chinese restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretented to be a woolly mammoth.
[In slow motion, as some haunty demonic music plays in the background, Joey throws the ball in, Chandler quits playing and goes for his Chinese food. Joey smacks the ball really hard, shooting it down the table. Chandler slowly takes a bite, the ball bounces off of the wall, heads back up the table, and scores the goal for Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross, Chandler, and the girls are dividing some Chinese takeout, while the sitcom Family Matters is playing on the TV.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]