words in movies
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebes dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Ross: (entering the bedroom) Hi. (closes the door)
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Monica: Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand)
Joey: London baby!! (And Rachel slowly closes the door, sadly.)
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
ROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]
Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
(Cut to Chandlers room, he opens the door slowly to see if Joey is there and after seeing that he isnt, ushers Monica into the room, closes the door, and the security bar.)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
(He closes the door again. Once again, Rachel knocks (harder this time) and he answers it.)
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
(Phoebe closes the door behind him.)
(Ross shrugs his shoulders to Rachel and Sick Bastard closes the screen all the way.)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
(He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him.)
(He leaves and she closes the door.)
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
(Ross closes the door slowly.)
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Chandler: Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)
Rachel: Yeah? Okay! Good, good, because he's coming. He's coming. (To Chandler) Hey, what's up? (She leaves and closes the door behind her.)
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
Phoebe: No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachels old and now empty room.)
Zoe: Shut the door! Shut the door!! (Runs over and closes the door.)
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! Ill do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I dont need you or anybody else! Im gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) Youll see!! Youll all see!!
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Caitlin: I'm gonna try. (Walks away and Ross closes the door.)
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
(Monica leaves and Phoebe closes the door behind her and tries to lock it.)
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Chandler: Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes!
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
[Monica picks up the bag, while Ross closes the door and hits Monica with his tail. They walk into the living room, and Monica empties the bag.]
Rachel: Ben, its Rachel! (He closes the door.) But whatever.
(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
(He goes into his room to try them on and closes the door.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Rachel: (closes her magazine) Can I get you some water?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Monica: I dont see him. Hey! Maybe hes in the sugar bowl! (Opens the sugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
Joey: Get back in there! (Rachel re-enters her room and closes the door.)
Phoebe: Great! Umm (Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)
Ross: (closes the door) Did you umIm sorry, did you just say its Rachel?
Phoebe: Uh huh. (Closes door)
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Ross: Umm. Umm, Im-Im just gonna(Closes the privacy screen.)
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Ross: No-no, Im Im sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy. (He closes the screen and stares wide-eyed at Rachel.)
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. David is still there. Mike closes the door.]
(Mike leaves.� Ross closes the door behind him.)
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Rachel: When you're sick, you do whatever you can to make yourself feel better! (she closes her robe)
Joey: Yep. I just, I just watched her sleep for like hours, just breathing in and breathing out. And then I knew she was dreaming cause, cause her eyes keep going like this. (He closes his eyes and moves them around, kinda like hes been processed by the devil, or something.)
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
Ross: Ahh, sorry, nothing you can do about it. Its one of my ah, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (closes his eyes again) Oop, oh yeah!
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)