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Carol: Guess what? Ben is going to be in a TV commercial!
Ross: (sets Ben down) Well, it's not for sure but umm, we met this guy in the park who thought Ben was really cute--y'know, which he is--so umm anyhoo, he uh, he gave us his card and told us to bring him down for this commercial he's auditioning.
Joey: (reading the card) Whoa! This guy is like the biggest commercial casting director in town! (Ross gasps) Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition!! (Ross and Carol stare at him, then Joey realizes what he just said.) I mean, way to go Ben! (Gives Ben the thumbs up, which Ben returns.) Man! I've been in that park a million times and no one offered me an audition.
Joey: Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?
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Joey: Well, I've been thinking about this whole commercial thing, y'know me going up against Ben, the two of us competing, and that can't lead to anything good. So, I think I'm just gonna step aside. I'm gonna tell them that I won't audition.
Joey: Yeah! Because this commercial belongs to me and Mitch!
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Phoebe: Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
(A commercial for the Mattress King, Janices ex-husband, comes on TV.)
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Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.
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Joey: (on phone) Yeah, hi. You guys got any of those baby chicks? Cause I was watching this ah, commercial on TV and man, those guys are cute!
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Carol: Ohh, yknow, Susans gonna be shooting a commercial in London next week.
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Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
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Monica: It's a diaper commercial.
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
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Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
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