words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]
Monica: Of course.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Doug: Of course, you did. Forgot something else too ya bastard! (smacks him on the butt) (to Chandler) Well, what about you? Youre not feeling left out or anything are ya?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Rachel: I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.
(He starts. And well, Celebration was never meant to be played on the bagpipe, so even the best bag pipe players in the world would have trouble with that particular song. So of course, for a beginner like Ross, it sounds absolutely dreadful. The assembled audience minus Phoebe, are horrified. Phoebe, immune to bad music, seems to enjoy it.)
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Monica: Of course theres another guy!! This is even more perfect! Now you have to prove your love!
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
MR. GELLER: Of course not. With you it's like I've got two 25-year-olds.
Mr. Burgin: Youll wear that. Well be eating, and of course, youll be wearing that.
Phoebe: Well, of course it smells really bad. You have your head up a dead animal.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Chandler: Of course!
Joey: Of course!! (Shrugs.)
Chandler: Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about. Y'know, for me anyway. And of course, the Indians.
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Mr. Geller: Of course it did. They're made of wicker.
Danny: Well, of course.
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Ross: Yeah, of course, Donald.
Ross: (Pause) Of course I am! (Joey is relieved) Okay, let's go godfather.
Joey: Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Monica: Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?
Monica: Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Phoebe: Of course not, because youre in love with her.
Ross: Of course.
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
Monica: Of course!
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Monica: Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner.
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Phoebe: Of course, yeah!
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Rachel: Oh, of course!
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Dana: Of course!
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Phoebe: Or, yknow, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if youve got yknow a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin on. Wow! I still have it!
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
Ross: Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
Phoebe: Of course!
Phoebe: Well, of course I would want to see you. I I think about you all the time.
Maitre d': Of course, sir.
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Monica: Of course.
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)
Woman At The Wedding: Oh! Of course. (Ross and Chandler pose and she takes the picture.)
Mr. Geller: of course you can kick his ass son.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Chandler: Yes, of course. (Shows him the tickets.)
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!