words in movies
[Scene: Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is in the back seat.]
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Emily: (on answering machine) Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Joey: Of course you do! I saved him! You're mad at me! It all adds up! You want Ross out of the picture.
Ross: Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course!
Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, youyeah, of course you get to be my best man.
Mr. Geller: Of course it did. They're made of wicker.
Danny: Well, of course.
Chandler: Of course!
Phoebe: Ohh thats so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, its a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, its okay. Its okay, youre allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Monica: Of course.
Ross: Of course! It all adds up! I mean you youre obsessed with her. Its always, "Ross, what are you gonna do about Rachel?" "Ross, why-why are you moving in with Rachel?" "When are you gonna confess your secret marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
Ross: Yeah, of course, Donald.
Monica: Oh yeah, of course. I'm fine it's just that(She drops the box and in a reflex action tries to catch it with her arm, the knife slips out and slowly flips through the air and comes point first down into Chandler's shoe.)
Ross: (Pause) Of course I am! (Joey is relieved) Okay, let's go godfather.
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Joey: Soon, soon, I'm gonna be on soon. There I am! (Points to the screen, of course it isn't him.)
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Chandler: I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head. And your like 'Mom, get outta here!' You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing. So it's kinda like, you're, you know. You know...(Ross just stares at him). You don't know!
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Rachel: Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.
Ross: Of course.
Monica: Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Ross: (only half-paying attention) Yes, of course they like you!
Phoebe: Of course not, because youre in love with her.
Rachel: Of course theyre listening to you! Everybody listens to you.
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Rachel: Of course its true and it hurts so bad.
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones!
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Kim: Hi Rachel. Ohh, Ive been meaning to ask you. Have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? Ohh, what am I thinking. Of course you have.
Monica: Of course we will, come on we gotta make dinner.
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Phoebe: Of course, yeah!
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Ross: Of course, what happened? (Lets her in.)
Monica: (giggles) Of course I have! What do you think, Im some 30 year old virgin?
Rachel: Oh, of course!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Ohhh! Well of course I will watch him! We have fun, dont we Ben? (He nods yes.)
Ross: What? No! Of course, of course I do! Are-are they gone?
Dana: Of course!
Ross: Yes, yes of course, what-what would this be regarding?
Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!
Phoebe: Or, yknow, I used to beg for money. Of course it helps if youve got yknow a little of this (she sticks her chest out and shakes it) goin on. Wow! I still have it!
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Ross: Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.
Rachel: Oh no! Yes! Of course, I know that! I justI meant yknow are you still a We or are you just You?
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Monica: Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too!
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
RACHEL: Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I will cleeeean it.
Phoebe: Of course I can! Its just good sense to backup your backup! Look, Ive already lost Chandler!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Phoebe: Of course!
Maitre d': Of course, sir.
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]
Joey: Of course it's true! How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on?
Phoebe: Well, of course I would want to see you. I I think about you all the time.
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
Ross: He is saving your butt, ah, unless of course Im stepping on some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, Ive got plenty of people to help on the Interstate.
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Rachel: I believe you. So, it was right in the middle of a staff meeting so of course no one else wants to correct her so everyone else is calling me Raquel! By the end of the day, the mailroom guys were calling me Rocky!
(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)
Phoebe: Of course! Yeah, I was uh, umm Thigh Mega Tampon.
Monica: Of course.
Rachel: Well of course that is what Im here for!
Mr. Geller: of course you can kick his ass son.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Woman At The Wedding: Oh! Of course. (Ross and Chandler pose and she takes the picture.)
Ross: What? Of course you can! Hop on!
Monica: Of course not nothing is. Between me and you
Joey: Of course hes gonna have his Uncle Joey!
Chandler: Yes, of course. (Shows him the tickets.)
Monica: Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. (To Ross) Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
(Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on )
Rachel: Of course, of course.
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Mrs. Green: Of course I am!
Joey: Of course!
Joey: And of course, crotchless panties.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Chandler: Of course I will call you. I love you.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Rachel: Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I its beautiful I love it!
Mr. Geller: Of course. Ill always be your dad.
(They both go back into their old rooms and shut the doors. Of course, Chandler has to close both sections of his door.)
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Rachel: Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!