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Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Joey: Thats crazy.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'um, he can't breath and she's popping pills.
Rachel: Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know? Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? And I actually, I thought to myself, "Wow, those guys are crazy!" But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
ROSS: Ok, just, just remember how crazy I am about you, ok?
Ross: Well, maybe the crazy fog has lifted and she realises that life without me.... a-sucks.
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
RACHEL: And she's not crazy?
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day. All that stuff about Rachel, you dont feel that now. It was crazy! Youre fine. Youre better than fine! You are, as your friend Tony would say, Grrrreat! Everythings normal! Shes just your friend Rachel! Your friend Rachel. Your friend! Rachel.
PHOEBE: Are you crazy?
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
Joey: You got it! And the rabbis beard, 100% horsehair. Nice catch C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Pauses as he waits for C.H.E.E.S.E.s next line.) Its your line C.H.E.E.S.E.! (Suddenly C.H.E.E.S.E. goes crazy and starts flinging its arms and advancing on Joey behind the desk.) Wayne! Wayne!!
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Joey: (with food in his mouth) You talked to him. Are you crazy?
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Monica: Are you crazy?!
Ross: Crazy.
Monica: What?! Why? Why is this crazy? So this isn't the ideal way to something....
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Chandler: Because that would be crazy?
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
Phoebe: (after a pause) Unless... Maybe it's too crazy about this... Alright so... you know, there is no future... but that doesn't mean we still can't have fun. You know what? Forget what I said.
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Ross: (on the phone) Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Monica: Noo!! Its driving me crazy. I mean every other way hes like the perfect guy, he has everything. Plus! He actually has everything.
Monica: Well if-if thats what it is, then its-its crazy.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Chandler: Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Chandler: She gets crazy! This scar (points to his forehead) is from Pictionary!
Phoebe: What?! I thought you were crazy about her!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
CHANDLER: So, whaddya say boys, should I call him? [squeezes the ear of one of the slippers and it barks] Well, ya know what they say. Ask your slippers a question... you're going crazy.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Chandler: Totally crazy stupid. (He nods his head at the people seated.)
Joshua: Yeah, that would be fantastic! My-my nephew is crazy about the Knicks! This is fantastic, thank you so much Rachel. (He takes the tickets and leaves as Mr. Waltham returns.)
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, yknow if-if there was just like one little area where Ithat I think we needwe would need to work on; I-I would think it was were just not crazy enough!
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Chandler: Hi! Hi! Youre crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight.
Monica: Didnt it drive you crazy to have a switch and not know what it did?
Joey: You do have a choice!! Ross, why are you listening to her?! Are you, are you crazy?!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that!
Joey: All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Monica: That is so sweet. I know that I was acting a little crazy but umm, I feel the same way.
Ross: Jen, I know this may sound a little (makes some kind of crazy noise) But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or
Joey: I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is (Goes and picks up the sandwich) the greatest sandwich in the world!
Rachel: (laughs) What?! Are you crazy?
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
Ross: I know, it's crazy! We were just pushing Ben on the swings
Phoebe: (entering with Rachel) and I-I can't take it! Y'know? I'm just, always afraid one of them is gonna catch me with the other one. It's making me crazy.
Joey: Absolutely! Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas and their birthdays. Kinda get a little crazy during the summer too. And anytime theyre hungry or sleepy. Yknow, kids are tough. Good luck with that. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Rachel: Well, it's embarrassing. People were looking at us like we were crazy.
Phoebe: It was right after we were living together and you were driving me crazy, okay? You were really controlling and compulsive and shrill.
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Rachel: Oh no! No! No-no-no-no! No, I mean come on thats-thats crazyI mean thats crazy. So whats-whats going on with you? What is going on with you?
Rachel: I know, I know. I went a little crazy.
Joey: This is crazy.
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Phoebe: Well, Ive got to get out of this bed, Im going crazy here. Crazy!
Chandler: As crazy as soccer?
Elizabeth: Yeah! Ive been working so hard this semester. I really need to go crazy yknow, blow off some steam.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Okay, you have to switch with me! Monica is driving me crazy!
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesnt want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assistas his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that cant have lumps in them.
Joey: Yes!! Ha-ha!! All right! Hey! How cool would it be if you could watch like a real life-sized version of this? Huh? I mean how crazy would that be?
Ross: Thats okay, Im not so crazy about myself right now either.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Joey: This is crazy! Hey look, I wanna switch to Rachel!
Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! I have not been working for three hours and Im already going crazy. I miss Joan.
Richard: I know this is crazy but am I too late?
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Ross: Okay, this is getting a little crazy. I mean, Im-Im sure it would be amazing but I gotta say I really-really dont think it would be a good idea. Yknow? I really, really dont.
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Hums While He Pees: No its Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
Rachel: Oh, come on! This is crazy! Cant we just flip a coin?!
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
CHANDLER: If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y=know. Crazy Snake Man. And I'll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids will walk past my place, they will run. "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!