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The A.D: Theres no way he smells, hes the only one around here with a shower in his dressing room.
The A.D: The one with "Heston" on it.
Joey: Nope. (To Ross) Man look at this! Ross, I cant believe you said youd play rugby. I mean look how brutal this is!
Joey: Well, suppose until the babys born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-youd just be eating my animals.
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Emily: Id really rather talk to him.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Monica: You know what Id love to do? I would like to go to France and eat nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah. Ah, and pastries (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, Im really not high, its just I used to be fat.
Monica: Yknow, I think if I were going to be with a woman. (Chandler is intrigued.) Itd, itd be with someone like Michelle, she was so oh, she was so petite.
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Ross: I know if you were getting married Id feel, kinda .. yknow.
Phoebe: Oh, howd that happen?
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: Id need an expense account.
Ross: Joey, I figured youd understand. I mean, I-Ive known him a lot longer.
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Well...Id better get going.
Ross: Take thee, (Glares at the Minister) Emily. (Chuckles) Like thered be anybody else. (Emily is glaring at him.)
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, wed really appreciate it. (Joey nods in agreement)
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I think you should go, by yourself, get some distance, clear your head, I think itd be really good.
Ross: Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so shed have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy.
Part I Written by: Michael Borkow Part II Teleplay by: Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri Part II Story by: Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Part I Transcribed by: Eric Aasen Part II Transcribed by: Aaron D. Miller
Minister: I think wed better start again. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Emily: I dont think Id be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.
Monica: Its not like I want to get married tomorrow! Its just that I-Id like to believe that Im in a relationship thats actually going somewhere, that Im not just wasting my time!
Ross: Hey! Howd the ah, basketball go?
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hold it! (Grabs the badge) N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
Phoebe: Yeesh, whatd you do about it?
Ross: (noticing the outfit he is wearing) Whatd you do, take him whaling?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Voice: N.Y.P.D!!
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Rachel: That sounds great! Id love to live at Warrens!! I love Warren! Thank you!
Chandler: (on phone) Hey, its me. I know you cant stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought Id try and apologize over the phone. All I (Joey hangs up the phone in disgust.)
Phoebe: Well then youd better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go! (Bangs on the roof again and off they go.)
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Monica: So, howd the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, Ive been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. Its hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) Its a word!
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Chandler: Oh yeah? Well, howd she take it?
Ross: Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought Id have to talk you into this more.
Janine: I was just coming over here to apologize for my behavior! Id really like it if we could be friends.
All: Oh thatd be great. Sure!
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Rachel: Yes, and I know that youd say no if he asked you, but Im sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin. (shows her the picture.)
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th.
Janine: Well, Im sorry. I just thought Id try to make the place a little nicer.
Chandler: Well, instead of just hanging out, we figure wed do nothing.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Id actually love a blueberry muffin and a chamomile tea.
Woman: Id love an ice water.
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Ross, I cant believe youd do that!
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Rachel: Yes-yes, just a few seconds and shed still be with usnothing about an assistant buyer?
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
Monica: (chasing her) Youd better run!
Phoebe: (singing) I found you in my bed! Howd you whined up there? You are a mystery! Little black curly hair! Little black curly hair! Little black, little black, little black, little black, little black curly hair
Sarah: Yeah. My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, hed be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Joey: All right well, Id better take that back.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
Buffay, the Vampire Layer: Ah, I thought Id find you here, Nasforatool.
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Chandler: Hey, buddy boy, howd the audition go?
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Ross: Okay. (He leans in to kiss her again, but she leans back preventing him from making contact.) Wow, its-its 5:30 in the morning. (Rachel laughs) So, Id better get cracking on this baby.
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Ross: Phoebe, whyd you do it?
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
Phoebe: (gasps) Ohh, okay maybe they put your picture back up they can put you next to Matt Lauer. Look at him, smiling at me. (Giggles) Yeah I know; wed be great together!
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Phoebe: Do you think thats something that hed be mad at you for?