words in movies
Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life would be if-if Id never gotten divorced.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? Id probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my jobs fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I dont have to wear a tie.
Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Ross: Yeah? Oh-oh, shed be so excited!
Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldnt get sucked up into the mechanism, well youd be wrong.
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Phoebe: I thought Id try to take a walk. Would you pour me some water? Ill be back soon.
Mr. Geller: (ignoring her) Well, Id gotten Judy pregnant. I still dont know that happened.
Mrs. Geller: Well it was Chandler! We didnt think hed ever propose!
Joey: Id say, come again. No-no, wait I-I-I know this one, I know this one, uh
Ross: Cause otherwise theyd have to call it the room room.
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Phoebe: Yeah, I Well yknow I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so Id just be lost.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Rachel: Hi! (He hands her, her mail) Thanks, hey so uh whatd you do last night?
Rachel: Id love to!
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Joey: Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, Id better go.
Chandler: Id carry you around in my pocket.
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Fine! (Pause) Now, whered we land on those pancakes? (She chases him out the door as his date emerges from the bathroom.)
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Mr. Zelner: Uh actually, Id like to speak with both of you.
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
Chandler: Well, cause she came back the third summer and shed gotten really fa-aa-aw-ow
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Earl: No! Thats just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! Hes the worst! Id like to take him with me!
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Morse: Whatd I get?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Eric: Id better go, deal
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.