words in movies
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Kristen: Oh Id like that.
The Woman: Wow you look so beautiful! If I knew you, Id cry.
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Hi! Howd it go?
Joey: Wow, thats in like 20 minutes. Youd better get dressed.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Phoebe: If you could do that, Id marry the hippity-hop.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Chandler: Hey! Howd it go?
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Morse: Whatd I get?
Monica: Hey! Howd your date go with Jake?
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Joey: Howd you get over that teacher?
Woman: Thatd be great, thanks. (Gunther goes and gets them.)
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Chloe: Relax. Its just Issacs D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.
Rachel: Yes, it bothers me Ross, but y'know if he was a regular at the coffee house, Id be serving him sneezers.
Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
Man: Sure, Id like that.
Chandler: Wait! Wait! Wed really love it if you could be there.
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Yeah and wed go check it out, but you took away our keys.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Eric: Id better go, deal
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: I was kinda hoping youd stay.
Joey: (on machine) Hey Ross. Its Joey. Theres a hooker over here and we thought maybe youd know something about it.
Joey: Hey, Im with you. He even asked me if I thought youd go out with him.
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Monica: What?! I thought hed love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Boy in the Cape: Id rather have the money.
Ursula: Yknow, wed really better get going.
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Brenda: Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible! Whered you get it?
Joey: Well Id be scared of them, but all right.
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Rachel: What Phoebe? Wait! One time he caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again hed make me eat the entire pack.
Phoebe: (entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! Howd the conversation go?
Rachel: Alright. So whered you grow up?
Joey: "Whered you grow up," its so simple!
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Chandler: So you understand, Id feel a lot more comfortable if you didnt tell people what happened. Yknow, Im a little Im a little embarrassed about it.
Joey: Oh, I I d
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Monica: Id move in tomorrow!
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh yknow what? If youre gonna talk about me, Im gonna go with you.
Monica: Id like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldnt that be nice?
Monica: Yeah, Id really like to.
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: Whyd you say no?
The Interviewer: Understood. So, whatd you say back then?
Jim: Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Ross: Id like to spin the wheel!
Chandler: Man, if only youd gotten here sooner. (Ross turns and glares at him.)
Rachel: I dont know, Id leave it on the changing table? (Everyone gasps.) What?! Whatd I do? Whatd I do?!
Rachel: Yknow, I never thought Id say this about a movie, but I really hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to Rachel whos in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protect me.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean if you want to say anything to her, Id tell her off.
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Ross: Uh sweetie, maybe youd be more comfortable here? (Gets up from the green armchair.)
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Chandler: Id like a Google Card.
Man: Oh yeah? Howd yours happen?
Sid: (To Janice) Whatd he say?
Rachel: Oh, shes so tiny. (Starts crying) Whered she go?
Chandler: I figured Id buy those. Pat, Id like to buy a vow. (Laughs)
Ross: You said youd marry Joey?
Joey: See this is what I was afraid of, I didnt think I should be here either but somebody (Looks at Chandler) said hed be over it by now.
Ross: Well, I thought so too, but then she said shed marry you.