words in movies
PHOEBE: OK, um, I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK. [singing] Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Ross: (walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable) Okay dad.
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Joey: Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!
Phoebe: That was my dad!
Phoebe: All right, I'd better go too. I have to go talk to my dad.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Joey: Whoa-whoa dad? There's a dad in the commercial?
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Monica: It's gonna be weird to watch some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Monica: Dad, Chandler was just laughing at your joke.
Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is its Chandler!
Monica: Yknow dad, Chandler is one of Rosss very best friends!
Joey: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Monica: (out loud, to her parents) Mom! Dad! Ross smoked pot in college!
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Ross: (continuing) I just found out that Elizabeths dad wants to meet me.
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not Elizabeths dad?!
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Ross: I went to Egypt with my dad.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Rachel: Thats your, thats your dads bedroom. (Yelling) Thats your dads bedroom!
Elizabeth: Ohh, I wouldnt do it in there. Thats my dads bedroom.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Ross: My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us.
Monica: Okay, lets do it. Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Woman: Great! (Calls down the hall) Dad! (Her old father walks in.) Thank you so much, Ill be back to pick him up in an hour. (She walks away.)
Monica: Wow! Thats great! Dad must really like you, he doesnt ask just anyone to play.
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Monica: Listen, Im sure that dad doesnt care. He probably thought this was funny; hell be telling this story for years!
Ross: Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?
Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.
Chandler: (getting up) All right, Im off to see your dad.
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.
Ross: Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-whos cigarettes are these?
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Monica: (takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) Im sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, Ill call you later dad. I love you. (Hangs up.)
Ross: Dad?
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Ross: Dad?
(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Ben: Bye dad.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Chandler: Hi dad.
Monica: My dad told me. They play golf together.
Ross: Oh no. Dad! Dad! What (He goes to open one of her boxes and it rips apart.) Oh God everythings ruined! Dad, shes gonna be crushed!
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Monica: Chandler, look I-I know that your dad embarrassed you. I know
Monica: Hey, the point is that he was at everyone of your swim meets and he was there cheering you on! Okay? Thats a, thats a pretty great dad.
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Joey: Careful! Youre wasting good pastrami! (Gasps.) Oh my God! Im my dad!
Ross: (pause) Youre right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Monica: Were going to Las Vegas to see your dad. Its time you two talked, and I want to get to know my father-in-law.
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Rachel: Im having dinner with my dad tomorrow night, do you wanna come?
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Monica: Hi Dad! I can still call you that right?
Monica: (To Ross) Oh, by the way. Would it be okay if I gave the toast to mom and dad this year?
Ross: Thats a good question, dad. Thats a good question
Ross: Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades) Math, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym (He puts it away and finds something else.) Oooh, my rock polisher!
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is being yelled at by her dad over the phone, and hes been going on for so long Rachel is holding the phone away from her ear and reading a book.]
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
ROSS: Oh OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off of them.