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Ross: Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
JOEY: No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then... [rubs his fingers together]
Joey: Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
[They dance; Carol looks on lovingly.]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
MRS. GELLER: Dance with your father.
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
(As the camera passes by, they start to dance really rigid, but the camera is facing the other way.)
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Director: Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
[Scene: Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.]
Ross: Wow! That aspirin dance really works!
Chloe: Hey, you dont have to smile. You just have to dance.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Joey: Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
[Sequence 1: Monica throws the ball over Chandlers head to Joey who catches it for a touchdown, and starts to dance in celebration. Chandler then tackles him, and he starts to dance in celebration.]
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)
(He hesitates, then goes over to dance with her.)
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Joey: Uh, no, shes at dance class.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Phoebe: Dance karate?
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Girl: We learned how to dance.
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
(They dance over to him.)
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Courtney: They made me dance, in the fat suit.
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Ross: Umm, would you like to dance?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Ross: Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)
Chandler: That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Amanda: Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
(Ursula's eyes dance as she laughs and smiles, simply glad to be back with her sister.)