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(Ursula's eyes dance as she laughs and smiles, simply glad to be back with her sister.)
Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.
GUNTHER: Um [gestures to dance floor]
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Chandler: Are you suggesting we dance our troubles away?
(As the camera passes by, they start to dance really rigid, but the camera is facing the other way.)
Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)
Rachel: What, what, so that you can dance with the woman that stole your credit card?
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Joey: Yeah, I can dance, y'know. (starts to dance really, really, really badly)
Director: Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance audition.
[Joey walks back inside just as Rosss dance is finishing.]
Chloe: Hey, you dont have to smile. You just have to dance.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Ross: Wow! That aspirin dance really works!
[Scene: Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.]
Chandler: And Im blah? Listen, the only thing more boring than watching modern dance is having to listen to you talk about it, (Imitating her) "Oh Chandler, I just lost myself in the moment."
Monica: How about if I dance around all covered in sauce? Huh? You think its funny now?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Joey: Hey-hey, hold on, this isnt some kind of like girly dance. All right, its like a sport, its manly!
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
[Sequence 1: Monica throws the ball over Chandlers head to Joey who catches it for a touchdown, and starts to dance in celebration. Chandler then tackles him, and he starts to dance in celebration.]
Monica: I think somebody needs another lap dance. (Motions for one.)
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
(He hesitates, then goes over to dance with her.)
Phoebe: Well, can you dance at all?
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Chloe: Hey, come dance. What? Are you married? Cause thats okay.
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea! It's dangerous, she's never gonna get what she wants, and who knows who she might (Turns to look at Ross) end up hurting.
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Phoebe: Dance karate?
Janine: Im gonna be really late for dance class!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, okay. I'm uptight. Yeah, that's why I don't want to watch a middle aged guy dance around in what I can only assume is a child halloween costume! (turns to look at Monica and Rachel who look like they feel very sorry for the stripper)
Director: Heres whats gonna happen. The musics gonna start, youre gonna dance, were gonna tape, you dont look at the camera. Any questions?
Girl: We learned how to dance.
(They dance over to him.)
Joey: Uh, no, shes at dance class.
Janine: Well they said I should bring someone. (To Joey) Do you wanna be my dance partner?
Monica: Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?
Joey: Hey-hey dancer girl! Can I go to the bathroom? I just.. (The girl starts dancing really close to him, so he picks her up, twirls her round, and puts her against a platform) Here we go. (He walks away to find Monica and Ross doing a really out of place dance) Looking good Gellers!
Director: Next on the platforms are (He points to the right of Ross and Monica, so they dance over to where hes pointing to. He points away from them) you two! And (He points the other way, and Ross and Monica follow his arm. Again he points away.) You two!
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Phoebe: Im sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out. (Gets ready to play.)
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
Monica: You gave my father a lap dance!
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
(Ross gets all excited and starts to dance on the coffee table, but slips allmost immediatly, and falls onto the couch. Rachel wakes up.)
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
Courtney: They made me dance, in the fat suit.
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this! (He does a little mimic of her dance.)
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
Chandler: So? Would you care to join me in our first dance as husband and wife?
(They walk onto the dance floor and Chandler slips and almost falls.)
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Ross: Umm, would you like to dance?
Ross: Oh umm, well uh, maybe-maybe later. Right now, Im about to dance with this lady.
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
Mona: Uh, thats okay. You can dance with her first.
Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor?
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
Ross: Thats, thats pretty. (They start to dance and Gert tries to step on Rosss feet, but he pulls them out of harms way.) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing there Gert?
Ross: Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Joey: (He goes into a song and dance number)
Chandler: That fake British woman is a real bitch, but she sure can dance... Hey!
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Mona: Im good except umm, you still owe me a dance.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Chloe: Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.
Amanda: Can you believe it. I've never had any professional dance training.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Monica: We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled CUT!
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Ross: Some can sing, some can dance. I apparently can turn phallic cakes into woodland creatures.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues to dance.) Look what youre doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts to leave) You dont, all right you dont have to love each other, okay? You dont, you dont even have to like each other much right now. But please, you have to figure out a way to be around each other.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Joey: Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, shes real, uh, mellow!
Chandler: ....three years of modern dance with Twila Tharp! Five years with the American Ballet Theater?!
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.