words in movies
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Rachel: Ohh! Thats so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Rachel: Wow! What did he say?
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister! (Rachel glares at him.)
Ross: Jill, how did you pay for all this? I thought your dad took away your credit card.
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Rachel: No, of course, of course Ive heard of them! Ross, what did you get?
Jill: (hits him) Shut up! I did not sound like that at all!
PHOEBE: I know. Oh, like you would drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme.
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Rachel: (mouthing it to him) Yes, you did.
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Joey: Yeah you did.
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome?
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
(He shifts on the couch and a ripping sound emanates from his lower regions, the sound reminds one of a brief explosion of gas. In other words, it sounds like he farted. She has a look of horrific wonderment, wondering "Did he just fart?")
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Rachel: Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? (Laughs) Good luck, Rach.
Ross: I tired attacking two women, did not work.
Joey: And scene! Huh? Wasnt that fun? We did a little improv there. Yeah! Okay! So you-you-you-you were saying?
Monica: Yeah sure, nature called, she wanted to see who else did.
The Saleswoman: Did you cut this couch in half?
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Ross: Wh-haa-haa! Look what cha did! (Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.)
Elizabeth: Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Rachel: I did.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Mr. Geller: Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. Thats how I got my bad hip.
Monica: Hey! How did it go with Elizabeth?
Phoebe: What did you do on yours?
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Chandler: (To Ross) Well, there you are! So what did Elizabeth say?
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Phoebe: Then why did she ask us to
Chandler: Gap commercial. (To Monica) So did you book them? Did you call?
Chandler: So it did go well.
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Joey: Yeah, did I fool ya?
Ross: What? No! No! I am not gonna hide it from PhoebeOoh, although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets! (Gets them.)
Joey: And what?! Did you sleep with her?!
Chandler: ...And what did you bring?
Chandler: I cant believe I did this! What an idiot!
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Rachel: Already? Thats pretty bad what you did.
Rachel: I did not sell you out.
Monica: Did you just flick me?
Monica: Yes you did. You absolutely sold me...
Phoebe: Oh, did the little rich boy have a problem with the butler? Yes, mine's worse!
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Ross: Did I, did I even treat?
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
The Dry Cleaner: I did.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Rachel: You just did a little dancy thing.
Phoebe: Well, what did he do?
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?
Joey: No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one? Im sorry.
Chandler: No, did he hug you?!
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Ross: (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
(Monica smiles then acts shocked. Chandler cant believe she just did that.)