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Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Chandler: Little toast here. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
Ross: Yeah. I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.
Chandler: I just didn't want to tell you in front of them.
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before, but... We got the house.
Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
Chandler: No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! It's okay, it's okay. I didn't go. Don't cry, it's just a bit! I'm your uncle Chandler; funny is all I have!
Ross: What are you talking about? You get sixty responses just for coming out of the closet! I didn't get one response! And I'm dead!
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Joey: (bursts out laughing again) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Chandler: I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable! We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...
Phoebe: (after a short pause) I didn't even think about that! (pause) Aaargh, sexual politics!!
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
Rachel: What?! I didn't have a good time in Greece! Ross abandoned me! Okay, I couldn't get a plane out, so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite with people coming up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller, why are you crying?" I mean, it was sooo humiliating. I felt like such an idiot! I mean, it's all my fault! And you know why, because I make very bad decisions.
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Rachel: We didn't change..
Monica: You didn't.
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Monica: But I didn't.
Ross: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! I... I... I liked it! (Joey continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
Ross: Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...
Monica: You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.
Ross: I didn't order lemonade.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either!
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
CHANDLER: I didn't know it was a big secret.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
PHOEBE: See, I didn't know that.
MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
MONICA: Well, didn't you?
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
CHANDLER: By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
ROSS: I didn't get a cat.
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
CHANDLER: Yeah, didn't he tell ya?
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
GRANDMOTHER: It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
RACHEL: I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
CHAN: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
JOEY: They didn't fight a lot?
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
RACHEL: You didn't get it?
RACHEL: Why didn't you get it?