words in movies
GRANDMOTHER: It was your mother's idea. Ya know, she didn't want you to know your real father because it hurt her so much when he left, and, I didn't want to go along with it, but, well then she died and, and it was harder to argue with her. Not impossible, but harder.
CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Phoebe: (after a short pause) I didn't even think about that! (pause) Aaargh, sexual politics!!
Monica: You didn't.
Rachel: We didn't change..
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
Phoebe: I guess so. (See, the brief possession didn't affect her at all, like we could really tell.)
All: Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Ross: I can't believe that didn't work!
Monica: Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Rachel: Except it didn't. It happened to me. Oh, god, I'm gonna look like a big marshmallow peep. What am I doing? What am I doing? My father's right. I can't live on my own! I can't even do laundry!
Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.
Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...?
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
Ross: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! I... I... I liked it! (Joey continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!
Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
Monica: But I didn't.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? (She slides the gladd panel over and Chandler talks through it in a loud voice.) Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other. (To the waiting room.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. (She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.) Ba-!
All: ...Hey! You're in a play! I didn't know you could dance! You had a beard!
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone... I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Rachel: Well, the first time didn't really count... I mean, y'know, 's'Barry.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
Chandler: Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Ross: Yeah, we thought we had a monkey, but we-we didn't.
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
Ross: Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...
Phoebe: No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Monica: You had sex in his chair?!... I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
Chandler: I didn't know you had another level.
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Ross: I didn't order lemonade.
Monica: What? I didn't say anything.
Rachel: She didn't hang up either!
MR. BOYLE: He didn't have any.
PHOEBE: See, I didn't know that.
PHOEBE: Ok, I didn't see it, because I was putting on my jacket, but I uh want to believe you.
CHANDLER: By the way, this didn't seem so dorky in the hall.
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
MONICA: I can't believe you didn't tell me.
MONICA: Well, didn't you?
CHANDLER: I didn't know it was a big secret.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
JOEY: Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
RACH: I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything to me.
Monica: What?! I didn't take care of everything, there's-there's plenty of things for you to do!
ROSS: I didn't get a cat.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
MONICA: Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts.
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
CHANDLER: Yeah, didn't he tell ya?
CHAN: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part, or... uh, Italy called and said it was hungry.
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
RACHEL: I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, that my life is total crap, you know?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
JOEY: They didn't fight a lot?
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
ROSS: Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Chandler: What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
SUSIE: If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACH: Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he? He's gonna stay with her and she's going to be all, "Hi, I'm Julie, Ross picked me, and we're gonna to get married, have a lot of kids and dig up stuff together."
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
ROSS: It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
PHOEBE: Didn't you like, just get your eyes checked?
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date.
RACHEL: You didn't get it?
RACHEL: Why didn't you get it?
CHANDLER: Well I didn't think that was serious. [grabs the spoons back] Ya know I thought that was just a fight.
RACHEL: What? You didn't get one.
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
RACHEL: I didn't know that.
JOEY: Hey, how come, uhh, Chandler didn't come?
MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
CHANDLER: Listen, I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.
Joey: Ahhhhhh, I didn't get the job.
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
CHANDLER: I didn't realize that.
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
CHANDLER: Eddie, I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.
CHANDLER: Oh really, I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800's.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.