words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Ross: Lets do the card!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Monica: Why did you do that?
Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.
Joey: Je do call blue!
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Director: Joey, do you speak French?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Joey: That I can do.
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Phoebe: I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)
Phoebe: Where did you go to do it?
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Mike: Yeah, but you can't do that.
Mike: I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Ross: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Chandler: What do you think Pheebs?
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Lady: So? What do you think?
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Ross: I really do.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.
Monica: You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Rachel: All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)
Ross: THE HELL I DO!
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Phoebe: (awed) You have the power to do that?
Phoebe: Well, do you see any babies?
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Phoebe: But do you wanna get back together?
Chandler: How do you feel?
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Ross: Nothing! What do you say to that?
Monica: Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
Phoebe: Hey! What do you have there?
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: Alright, alright, let's do this!
Monica: Now, that you can do.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
(They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug.)
Rachel: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.