words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Ross: Lets do the card!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Monica: Why did you do that?
Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
3rd Customer: Actually I do have one small complaint.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Do ya?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Joey: Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...
Mike: Do you?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Chandler: DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica: (smiles)
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Phoebe: You can't do that!
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again... (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again...)
Monica: What do you think?
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Ross: Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
Ross: Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you...
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
Joey: I do like fajitas.
Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Colleen: I would have told him to do it too.
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Ross: We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?
Chandler: Are you trying to do a British accent?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Joey: Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?
Rachel: Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Ross: (looks at her suspiciously) How do you count to five?
Rachel: (looking thoughtful) Ok, that's true. That's true, we can do this. You're right, you're right, we can do this. We're just gonna power through!
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Rachel: Yeah baby, I'll show you how we do it!
Rachel: Ok (starts to light some candles) Sexy, sexy, very sexy, sexy. (Claps her hands and jumps at Joey, clearly very excited) Alright! Lets do it!
Monica: I won't know what I would do without you.
Phoebe: Yeah, you are. And I'm so glad that you fought your way back in, because I don't know what I would do without you.
Phoebe: (looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)
Joey: Yeah, so we just keep trying and trying until we... do it.
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Chandler: There's this thing I really want us to do. I read about it in Maxim...
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
Chandler: I know, what are we gonna do?
Joey: You know, I could like maybe... I could do a dramatic reading of one of her books!
Rachel: So, Joey, what are you gonna do for us?
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
Chandler: You do know, I can just turn them the other way around, right?
Phoebe: (Visibly excited) Yeah!! Let's do that!
Chandler: (Also very excited) That sounds more fun than the thing we were going to do in Vermont!
Joey: Ok, ladies and gentlemen, wind your toys! (they do so)
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Ohhh well. Yknow what honey? The best thing to do to get over a guy is to start dating someone else. Oh! There is this great guy you will love at work named Bob! Hes a real up-and-comer in Human Resources.