words in movies
Rachel: Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean its like every guy I seeI mean look here. (Points behind them) Look at that guy for example, I mean normally thats not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way Im feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Ross: Lets do the card!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Rachel: Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do you ski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend?
Dr. Schiff: Uh, I dont have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski.
Rachel: Do you feel it too?
Monica: Why did you do that?
Ross: I know! I know! Why do you guys need to have this conversation?! Huh? I mean no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So, where is this going?"
Ross: Forget it. I-IYknow what? Ill just have the conversation. Ill just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best. What do you think Rach?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Rachel: Okay, its justand this is really embarrassingbut lately with this whole pregnancy thing Im just finding myself how do I put this umm, erotically charged.
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Joey: (entering) I cant do it!
Rachel: (entering) I didnt ask you to do it!
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Joey: Do you wanna do it?
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Mindy: What do you mean?
Joey: Oh... Yeah, you do.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
Ross: ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
Joey: Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, for the love of God, Monica, don't do it!! ...Thank you.
Rachel: Which one do you think she is?
Joey: How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
Joey: Man, we gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment. It creeps me out! I feel like I can't do stuff!
Phoebe: I really do, yeah.
Chandler: They do?
Joey: Easy there Captain Kirk. Oh, do you have a bobby pin?
Joey: Do we have to know about that?
Chandler: Oh, ok, 'cause we never do that.
Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.
Dr. Franzblau: I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you... do what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do?
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Susan: What do you see?
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
Joey: He doesn't do much, does he?
CHANDLER: Well, how do you find clothes that fit?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Phoebe: So you do know who he is! (laughs, Ross stares at her) Sorry.
Joey: Then you do. Heh, heh.
Joey: What do you mean?
(They all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers do)
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh, is she pregnant yet? She doesnt need to be; shell still have the baby before I do. Oh Ross, another contraction! (Leans back on Ross for some support.)
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?
Ross: No! No! I didnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Ross: Can't do it, can you?
Monica: You sat back and let him have her, you didnt fight at all. Am I right? Do you want the same thing to happen with Emily?
Ross: Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Ross: (to Rachel): OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
Chandler: What stupid thing did you do?
Chandler: People do stupid things when they're upset.
MONICA: Money is so impersonal. Cookies says someone really cares. . . Alright, we're broke, but cookies do say that.
Paulo: I do Raquel.
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
Ross: I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: You wanna do it right now?
Ross: (to Joey) So? What do you think? (Shows himself - Joey observes him with a strange look on his face.)
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Frankie: How long do you want the cuffs?
Chandler: So, uh, how often can you do it?
Rachel: Oh god what am I gonna do you guys, I cant even comfort my own baby! Im the worst mother ever!
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Chandler: What did you just do?
Chandler: What did you just do?
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Rachel: And if you need anything else, I(notices the handsome Dr. Franzblau)do not believe we've met. Hi. I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's... ex-husband's... sister's roommate.
Carol: How did we do?
Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Rachel: (crying) I'd do anything for you, you know that.
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
MONICA: What can we do for you?
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution, how do you explain opposable thumbs?
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
CHANDLER: How do you know that? How?
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
STRANGER: Hey, how, how did you do that?
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
RACHEL: Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?
PHOEBE: Do I? Thank you, so do you.
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
JOEY: All right, you know what we gotta do? We gotta get you outta here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast, let's go.
Chandler: If can invade Poland, there isn't anything I can't do.
Rachel: Well, Joey probably thinks Ill just embarrass him. Yknow, he thinks Im some kind of a soap opera nutWhich Im not! Im not. Although I do know that your uh, your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. (Starts stroking his arm) And uh, and that your-your dogs name is Wally. Well look at that, Im just stroking your arm.
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
Monica: Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
Chandler: Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?