words in movies
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
Joey: No-no-no-no-no, I saw an ad for this video, people climb that thing everyday! We could totally do that!
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
Ross: Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and hes so cheap, hed never fly to London in a million years. Yeah, invite him? Hey, did I do these neat enough? (Hands her some envelopes.)
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor herebut do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
Ross: I do.
Rachel: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Rachel: Well neither do I!
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Chloe: Do I know why were rushing?
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you dont have to do that! Im happy for him! I am! I reallyIm-Im happIll work on it.
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
All: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Rachel: I know. (Starts to cry) Yeah, see, theres so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are reading a book about things to do whilst in London.]
Chandler: If we do that, we gotta get Die Hard.
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Chandler: Thats awesome! Thats great! What made you do it?!
Joey: How do you figure?
Phoebe: No-no I cant! I cant let you do it!
Mr. Geller: Ive been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mothers right, I do look like an ass.
Joey: They do!
Chandler: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you; this may make me a better person and that is not the man you feel in love with!
Supervisor: (laughs) Why dont we do a trial run.
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
All: Come on Phoebe! You can do it Phoebe! Come on!
Ross: How hot do I look in this, huh?!
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
Monica: Im Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?
Chandler: (laughing) Okay we have to do something about your breath.
Ursula: Right, why do you keep saying that?
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Phoebe: Do you have my birth certificate?
Joey: Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Rosss behalf. I-I think the rule applies here yknow, since she has a chance to get on broad back
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Ross: God, do you realize in ten years were gonna be 40?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Ross: Okay. Yeah, I guess, I guess I could do that too.
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Wait, what do you mean youre getting a new brain?
Chandler: Dont do it.
Rachel: What? Wait! Why why do you get the story?
Rachel: Oh hey-hey wait! How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?
Joey: Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, "Hey, how you doin?"
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Joey: That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?
Rachel: And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
Rachel: Phoebe! You cant do th
Rachel: You do know that I will be here when he comes over.
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Mr. Geller: Well, I dont know whats in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.
Joey: (shocked) I can do an English accent?! That babys going on my resume!
Rachel: Oh its umm, its tofu cake. Do you want some? (He makes a disgusted noise and heads for his room, Chandler follows him in.)
Cecilia: Right. Hes not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, its a little weird, but its getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, Im gonna miss this woman so much. I dont know what Im going to do! I mean, its been 20 years of my life.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: Theres this woman, that I like. A lot. Well, its complicated. Shes with this other guy. For a long time. And I could never do that to the guy, yknow? Ccause were really good friends.
Cecilia: No! Its because that way the camera only sees her! (She takes her hands off his face.) Do you wanna try it?
Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door?
Phoebe: Wh-what do we do?
Rachel: (turning and looking at Tom again) No-no they do but, you just have to wait.
Ross: (To Rachel) Do you wanna start telling secrets?
RACHEL: I, I don't know, um, do you think you're cute? OK, we're kinda gettin' off the track here. Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute. So what should I tell her?
Joey: When do you think we lost her?
Phoebe: All better! Back to work! Except this clown from research told me I was fired. He should do his research, huh?
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Lisa Kudrow: Do it again!
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Phoebe: Oo! You should have one of us do it!
Chandler: Sorry, I just dont like the idea of when I say, "I do," hes thinking, "Yeah, Id do her too!"
Chandler: Why? Do you another boyfriend in there or something?
Joey: Well then let me do it!
Ben: Can I do it to you?
Rachel: Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
Joey: So I can do it?
Chandler: Yeah you can do it.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Rachel: Phoebe, come on! What is the big deal? I thought this was going to be something we could do together! Y'know, I thought it would be fun!
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Dina: Im going to keep dating him Mother, and theres nothing you can do about it!
Rachel: Dont do that.
Ben: Dont do that.
Frank: Oh, I knew youd be so cool about this. All right, ah, hey, do you want to meet her?
Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Rachel: (Reading) Dear losers, do you really think Id hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew theyd break you.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face?
Joey: All right, thats it! He cannot do this to Phoebe. (gets up) This guy is going to get the butt kicking of a lifetime! (stops and turns around and asks Rachel) But, is he a big guy?
Rachel: I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
Tag: It's weird. I always used to assume, that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy and all that was just a given. But lately it's like what if it's not. Do you ever have that feeling?
Ross: And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board.)
Ross: I cant believe someone would do that for a grade.
Monica: Cause I just keeping thinking about all these things that Im not gonna have and its freaking me out. I dont know what to do about it.
Phoebe: No that is the last thing you want to do!
Joey: All right, I should get going, big day a work. Yknow Im in a coma? Today, they do this test on me and it turns out Im not brain dead.
Joey: Im sorry, do I know you?
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Rachel: Okay. Umm, what should we do for the theme?
Mike: So...? What do you think? (looks at his parents, which look in disgust)
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay! Well okay, who do we know thats coming? Me. Are you?
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.