words in movies
Monica: Do you realize this is probably the last time well all be here in the coffee house as six single people?
Chandler: Do I still call you Ross?
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Monica: Hey, do you realize that at this time tomorrow well be getting married?
Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Umm hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandlers dad and try to keep him away from Chandlers mom?
Rachel: Ill do it.
Rachel: I said Ill do it!
Monica: Nobody wants to do it? All right, Ill do it myself.
Rachel: Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?
Richard: Thats what real actors do! Annunciation is the mark of a good actor! And when you enunciate, you spit! (Spits on the t)
Richard: Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!
Phoebe: Shhh! Stop it! Stop it Rachel! You cant do this here! (She drags her into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (looking into the trash can) Sure. (Reaching into the trash can.) Do you need some floss? (Grabs a piece of it.)
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Phoebe: Yeah, okay. Hey, wait. Do you know what kind of birth control she was using?
Rachel: All right, well how much time do you need?
Rachel: Then why do you ask?!
Phoebe: Okay. Wait, do you know how youre going to stall her?
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Rachel: Okay uh, but before you do that. I-I, I need you to talk to me.
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Chandler: No! No! No! I cant do that!
Phoebe: But look Chandler, right now, no one has a lower opinion of you than I do. But I totally believe you can do this.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
Ross: Getting married. (Chandler panics.) Okay. Okay. You can, you can do that too! Just like youve done everything else!
Chandler: Yeah. Youre right. Hey I-I can do that.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wait! Maybe, maybe youre overreacting! You do that yknow.
Rachel: Well Phoebe, we gotta do something! (They turn the corner.) Well, yknow. I mean theres no way Joeys gonna make it in time. So Im gonna through the hotel and see if theres any other weddings going on.
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?
Chandler: I do.
Monica: I do.
Joey: Yeah you do!
Joey: Aw crap! Okayuh uh lets-lets do the rings.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Ross: (takes a drink) Damn, this coffees cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if I heat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, look at these! Hey, Ben. Just do it. (Ben starts to cry) Oh my God, oh, ok, was that too much pressure for him?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know A minor?
PHOEBE: Right. My name was on there, but now it just says "carrot cake". So, um, so um, how many chords do you know?
PHOEBE: Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor?
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
JOEY: Do we need a cake?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
JOEY: Oh, yeah, I do.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
(Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....)
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
FBOB: Hey, do you need me to pick you up?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
ROSS: What do you mean?
MNCA: Do you not see it?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
ROSS: Oh you do, do you?
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
CHAN: So what'd you do?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
PHOEBE: Um, do you wanna sit?
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
CAROL: You do?
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
CAROL: Of course I do.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
JOEY: Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.