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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...
Chandler: (smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do".
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Do ya?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Mike: Do you?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: You can't do that!
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Alice: Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this. So, umm, were kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Phoebe: Okay. (Starts to spin) Ooh, y'know we could just do this. (She stops at Chandler)
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Y'know what, I should do it.
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Joey: Listen, drama critics theyre nothing but, but people who couldnt make it as actors. You know what you should do?
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Ross: So thats the only reason she could be here huh? It couldnt have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe Im a good listener and I uh I put on a great slide show!
Chandler: Well, this was great. Ill give you a call. We should do it again sometime. (Rachel is disappointed)
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
Rachel: You pierced her ears? How could you do this without telling me?
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Phoebe: Oh my God, so do I!
Joey: Come on baby, dont go. Please? What do you say?
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Ross: Good, so do I
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
Phoebe: There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods Yes.) Well, do you still have it?
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Ross: I do not always have to beokay, okay. (starts to leave)
Rachel: Do we have to tell her?
Monica: I do?
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we outta be doing it. Do you wanna?
Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? (to Joey) They seem all right with it!
Monica: So do them for free.
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Monica: (lustily) Lets do it! (She kisses him and they fall back onto the bed.)
Ross: Well, yeah. I cant-I cant stay here all night, and if I go in there shes-shes gonna wanna... do stuff.
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Chandler: All right, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get shot down. Any advice?
Phoebe: Yeah. See, that money was for a big wedding, that we thought we didn’t want, but it turns out we do.
Phoebe: Yes, you do. Chandler loves Kathy.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
Chandler: You-you do?
Kathy: (to Chandler) So? Huh? What do you think?
Joey: Well then, do it better!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Monica: (starting to cry) Im a good person. And Im a good chef, and I dont deserve to have marinara sauce all over me! Yknow what, if you want me to quit this bad, then all you have to do is
Joey: We've only been going out for a couple of weeks, do you think I gotta get her something?
Chandler: Okay, so when do you want to go?
Ross: (mouths "where?") Uh... Oh hey, do you, uh (steps on some garbage and falters) ...do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?
Janice: Im sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Monica: Okay. So what do you.... you think she's faking?
Ross: How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Joey: So you're gonna have to do it in the mess!
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug.)
Kathy: The Velveteen Rabbit. I kinda have the feeling you had something to do with it.
Chandler: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why? Do you have the answers written on there?
Rachel: All right, lets do it.
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Chandler: Really?! You do that?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more(his time runs out for real)
Kathy: So what did you do today?
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetball.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Kathy: Can you really do that?
Chandler: Well, I just thought itd make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Rachel: Because you do.