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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Joey: All right, let's do it! 5 hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket and do what comes naturally.
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Phoebe: I'm sooo sorry!! I just... I keep thinking about Mike! I'm crazy about David, and we're having so much fun together. Why-Why do I miss Mike? That's-that's gonna go away, right?
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. I've got tons of stuff I could do. I'm gonna hit the beach, go swimming...
Chandler: (smiling cheekily) I do! Want a hint? huh? "I do" (Monica looks confused, so Chandler repeats) "I do".
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you want me to marry Mike? Alright, well, let's just gag him and handcuff him and force him down the aisle. I can just see it: "Mike, do you take Phoebe..." (gestures with her hand as if someone is covering her mouth and tries to shout "No! No!") You know, it's every girl's dream!
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Ross: Alright, ok, let's do it. (Ross sits down at the desk and they all gather around him) Uhm, I know we start by discussing the shortcomings of carbon dating... uhm, and then, then I move on to what is clearly the defining moment of the Mesozoic era, the breakup of Pangea, hello! (Rachel and Joey look confused) And then, there's the... eh... there's the overview of the Triassic.
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Do ya?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... (sighs, with folded arms)... about what?
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Rachel: What the... DIAL IT DOWN! (Joey goes to sit on the bed) Listen, ok, and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but sometimes I do, I have, I've been thinking about... you know, us! (looks at Joey, who's totally distraught) Ok, dial it up a little!
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Mike: Do you?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?
Phoebe: You can't do that!
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Chandler: Oh, uh, well, I haven't seem it but if I do I'll let you know.
Chandler: No no no. Good. So you're moving on? Do you have any idea where you're moving?
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Joey: All right let's just do this.
Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
Gavin: Do you have fever? Let me see. Hum...
Mike: Well... I'll... just show you what I'm gonna do about it... (he hits David's finger with his finger and they start to finger-fight using their fingers as swords saying all kinds of macho crap)
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Michelle: Hey, do you want to go away this weekend?
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Ross: Yeah, maybe not. So what you wanna do?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Ross: Yeah, that'll do it.
Phoebe: So, what are we gonna do? Are we just gonna go ahead and set them up with people?
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
Phoebe: So now what do we do?
Phoebe: How do you even know a woman like that?
Chandler: I don't do that.
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
Monica: So, let's do this.
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Steve: I do like my hair.
Waiter #2: What are you doing? Are you trying to get him to stay? Because you can't do that.
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
Phoebe: Don't, don't do the plan-laugh.
Waiter: Guys, give it a rest. Nobody's betting on you tonight. Although we do have a pool going to see how long it takes that guy to cry.
Chandler: That's right! I do! And I'm your man. And I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means you working twice as hard.
Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!
Phoebe: Yeah! Let's do it! Let's live together! (They embrace and Mike kisses Phoebe) Oh god, we're really going to move in together!
Joey: Two thousand dollars!? What do you think I am? I soap opera star!?
Joey: You're gonna do it?
Rachel: No. I was just going to do this myself. (Joey makes a sarcastic laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, Why? You don't think a woman can do this?
Monica: You're a pig. And you can't do this.
Monica: We don't do that! Tell her we don't do that!
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Chandler: What? What do you mean you know?
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Monica: I know why do you think he was so worried about me getting bigger?
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
Monica: Unless... Maybe we do it here. I mean, how much can she even be aware of at this age?
Chandler: God why why would you want to do that to yourself!?
Chandler: They...do that?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
RACHEL: Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We wanna hear everything.
Ross: (he picks up the ball) What do you think you learnt how to do in the last two minutes?? (he enters another room)
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Monica: But what kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?
Joey: How do you think I got him in the first place?
Joey: Look forget it forget it... I can't do it.
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.
Chandler: (into receiver)Hello? Hey Charlie, what do you know?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Ross: Well look, I'm just trying to focus on the "I get to see my wife," part, all right? And not the part that makes me do this. (He takes a big swig of Pepto Bismol.)
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Rachel: You know, Ross, just keep making your jokes. How are you gonna feel if we actually do win?
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if we win?
Ross: Although if we're gonna do that, we should probably call me "Daddy" too.
Cecilia: Id love to, but my lawyer said I cant do that anymore.
Rachel: This is easy...Can't do this! (Moves away...and finds her sweater sleeve stuck to the drawer) Oh! Wow! Seriously I can't do this. (Fiddles more)
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
Joey: And I like to think I had a little something to do with it.
Rachel: So Pheebs, what are you going to do with your $3?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Joey/Drake: How can I? Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you? How can I accept that... I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, maybe that's something to do with the fact that I saw him do a love scene yesterday.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Monica: I don't know. I mean, you saw him do a love scene, so maybe you don't have a thing for Joey, maybe you have a thing for Drake.
Emily: I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, Im sure theyll come back when we can do it right.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?
ROSS: I do.� I do.� Although, it's actually a lager.
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Phoebe: I know, I know, we can drive, we can vote, we can work, what more do these broads want?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Ross: Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.
Rachel: You do that every year??