words in movies
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Billy Crystal: Im sorry. Ex-excuse us. Im sorry, its a little crowded. Do you mind if we... (motions to the couch)
Billy: How do you know?
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Phoebe: Yeesh, whatd you do about it?
Chandler: Well, I didnt do anything. I didnt want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
Joey: Yeah, or you can teach him a lesson. Y'know? What you could do is you could rub something that really smells on your butt, all right? Then, when he goes to smack ya, his hand will smell. (thinking aloud) Now what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad?
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Chandler: No, I ah, I didnt do them.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Rachel: Phoebe, we cant, we just cant just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!
Pete: I cant until Im the ultimate fighter. I will do it. Im telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, Im not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then youre gonna have to do it without me.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Chandler: Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Rachel: Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Phoebe: Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about bah-bah-bha-bhan?
PHOEBE: Do the claws again.
Joey: Whoa-whoa, dont we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?
The Salesman: Actually its, Vatican City. Now ahh, what do you know about vulcanised rubber?
MONICA: Really? Weird. Anyway, see, I planned everything really well. I planned and I planned and I planned. It just turns out, I don't think I planned enough time to actually do it.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
ROSS: A tattoo? Why, why would you want to do that? [to Rachel] Hi.
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
ROSS: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
RACHEL: Yes I do, it's just that Ross is. . .
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
RACHEL: I know, so do I. Oh Phoebe, I'm so glad you made me do this. OK, lemme se yours.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
CHANDLER: Yeah. So do we need to hug here or. . .
JOEY: Woah. Why do you get to keep the table?
Phoebe: Should we do something?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
PHOEBE: I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
Joey: Sure I do! Its a verb! As in, "I behalfin it!"
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
ROSS: I can do that.
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
Joey: What am I going to do? You know, and I keep, I keep trying to get rid of these feelings, yknow? I stayed up all last night and made a list of everything I dont like about her. You want to hear it?
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
RACHEL: Ok, I, I will do your laundry for one month.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Phoebe: No, and so there's no one to walk me down the aisle and... well, I would just really love it if you would do it.
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
ESTELLE: Joey, look at me, look at me. Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
RACHEL: Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
CHANDLER: Yes, back then I, uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God I don't do that anymore.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Rachel: Shhh...I don't know what to do, this is totally unprecedented.
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
CHANDLER: Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
CHANDLER: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
RACHEL: So don't do it.
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
JOEY: Do what?
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
ROSS: Do you say this stuff to girls?
ROSS: Thank you Gunther. We didn't want to have to go and do that.
(Ross isn't sure what to do with that comment.)
JOEY: Hey Phoebs, if you want, I'll do it.
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?