words in movies
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Phoebe: I can do that for the kids.
Monica: Do you really see this as a long-term thing?
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Ross: Yknow, maybe she is too young for me. Yknow, when I was over there and she was running around with her friends, I felt like I was a baby-sitter. I finally started to see what you guys were talking about. I dont know what to do.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Ross: No! No! I didnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Chandler: This is terrible. What am I going to do?
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
Chandler: Okay, okay, here she comes! (Sits on the couch next to him.) How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesnt want to get married?
Monica: Ohh Oh, thats okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef. Like I have nothing better to do! So whats up?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Rachel: You do?
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Rachel: So what do you say we make a pact? If you and I are both single by the time were 40, we get married. I mean, we know each other, we like each other, and weve-weve already slept together so yknow therell be no surprises there! You know what I mean? No like, "Whats that?!"
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.
Joey: Je do call blue!
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Director: Joey, do you speak French?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Joey: That I can do.
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Phoebe: I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)
Phoebe: Where did you go to do it?
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Mike: Yeah, but you can't do that.
Mike: I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Ross: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Chandler: What do you think Pheebs?
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Lady: So? What do you think?
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Ross: I really do.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Joey: All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, ok? And remember, if I win you do not move to Paris.
Monica: You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Phoebe: Ok well, before you do, I know we weren't supposed to get you going away presents, (she takes something out from her pocket) but I do have something for you.
Rachel: All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, it's gonna be even worse for you... God... Ross, get ready to do some serious crying.
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)
Ross: THE HELL I DO!
Monica: Uh, where do you think you're going?
Ross: Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, "No." I asked him if he wanted to sleep, he said, "No." I asked him what he wanted to do, he said, "No." So, hes sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and a dustpan.)
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Phoebe: (awed) You have the power to do that?
Phoebe: Well, do you see any babies?
Ross: I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
Phoebe: But do you wanna get back together?
Chandler: How do you feel?
Chandler: What do we do?
Monica: What do you mean "what do we do"?
Chandler: Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! Okay, what do you say we keep one, and then just like have an option on the other one?
Ross: Nothing! What do you say to that?
Monica: Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
Phoebe: Hey! What do you have there?
Ross: Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Joey: Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Joey: But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
Ross: Alright, alright, let's do this!
Monica: Now, that you can do.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
Ross: Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
Chandler: We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
Joey: Okay, here we go. I can't do it.
(They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug.)
Rachel: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Rachel: Yes, I do.
Chandler: What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet. And then I can just walk over here and casually just put my feet right up on the...(Tries to rest his feet on the coffee table but they won't reach) OK, OK, here's what we do, we just uh, move the couch closer to the coffee table.