words in movies
Joey: How long do you have to go for?
Rachel: (To Monica) Do you have to go?
Joey: I can do that, yeah. How is Friday?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Rachel: What? What, do you mean you're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it Rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
Phoebe: Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Chandler: Honey, we're leaving tomorrow you've still got a lot of packing to do.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Monica: (Runs out to the hallway) Chandler, wait. It goes: Old job, (Raises her hand) new job, (Raises her hand really high) you. This is just something I have to do.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ill do that. So who gets to be yours?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Joey: Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!!
Phoebe: Yeah, umm thats Whitney (Points), Kyles ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can yknow divert her so that we can slip out?
Ross: Look, I dont think so Pheebs. (Pause) All right, Ill do it. But just because youre a friend. (Grabs the tickets and heads to divert Whitney.)
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We cant do it again.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Joey: Were now in the ceremony, Monica is about to say, "I do" when her drunk uncle starts yelling. What do you do? Go!
Phoebe: Hey! Do you want do you want a little taste of Pheebs?!
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Chandler: I would really love it if could do both.
Rachel: You do? Why?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Joey: Oh wow Wayne, its not really something you can teach yknow? Its pretty much something youre born with if you(Off Chandlers look)You-you can teach it! Ill show you right how to do it.
Wayne: It can do this. (He moves C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm close to Joeys special area and he jumps back.)
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Rachel: Well, do you want to hear what actually happened or Joeys lewd version?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Monica: Now you think I wouldn't enjoy that, because it is so fake, (Laughs) but I still do.
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: Look, Im just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
Monica: Don't do what?
Chandler: (to Joey) I have to! Okay? It's time! (Joey shrugs as if to say, "Do what you have to do") Okay, I hate dogs.
Joey: (interrupting him) Don't do it!
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I do. I really do.
Rachel: Okay, that's gonna take them a minute. Do you have anything else you wanna get off your chest?
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
Chandler: What do you want from me, Ive never met the guy. So anyway, Rachel, Im sorry you cant stay, (Rachel is upset about leaving the orgy with the cigarette guy.) but the rest of us have a lot of work to do. (The cigarette guy starts rubbing Chandlers back.) What are you doing? (The guy just nods) All right, listen, Ive got to wake up!
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Joey: Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards that come with the bag.)
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Monica: Hi. Do you know what time it is?
Gary: Well okay, Ill swing by later. Do you live in this building?
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Joey: (watching the discussion) Hey Chandler, do we know that lady?
Phoebe: Why? Why do I have to learn?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Emily: (running in, with Ross) Oh. Oh my God. How can this be happening? What are we going to do?
Phoebe: I cant believe it! I did it! I rode a bike! I never thought Id be able to do that! Thank you Ross.
Phoebe: Why do you think, she's having so much fun living with Joey?
Chandler: Do you think that theres a town in Missouri or some place called Sample? And ah, as youre driving into town theres-theres like a sign, and it says Youre in Sample. (He says it like urine sample.)
Chandler: How do you know so much about this?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Phoebe: Yes, yes I do. God, oh its just perfect! Wow! I bet it has a great story behind it too. Did they tell you anything? Like yknow where it was from or
Rachel: No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, lets do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) whats this called?
Rachel: Do you really not know where Im going with this? (Phoebe nods, "No.") It left! Its one huge room!
Rachel: So what should we do? Should we start looking for a new place?
ROSS: I'm tellin' you. You can't do this.
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?
Chandler: Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
David: Umm, anyway Do you want to have dinner tonight?
Joey: (seeing what theyre doing) What do you got there?
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Monica: Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!
Phoebe: I do too. (They kiss.)
David: I-I do though.
Ross: Thats a different issue. Uh, the point is, when the baby comes I will be there to to feed her and bathe her and change her. And more than that I want to do all those things.
Joey: Anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Joey: (annoyed) I dont know! (Goes back to looking through the pipe.) (Pause) Yeah, I do.
Monica: Yknow what we should do? We should all get dressed up and go to have champagne at The Plaza.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Joey: All right well, yknow I guess we know what we have to do to get down.
Joey: Oh whoa-whoa wait a minute! I have to do it?!
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?