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Monica: Joey, please dont do that. I think its best that we just forget about it.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Youre gonna do some feet flirtin!
Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
Mr. Treeger:: Really? Youll do anything?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is telling Monica and Rachel what he has to do.]
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, dont we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?
Phoebe: I just-I just started walking around not knowing what to do next, yknow? I-I started asking people on the street if they wanted massages. Then these policemen, thought I was a whore too. Its been a really bad day, whore wise.
CHANDLER: What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?
RACHEL: Do you?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
MONICA: Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
JOEY: Do we need a cake?
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, I do that cause it makes me look taller.
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
ROSS: I don't know what to do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare.
CHAN: Ok, let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?
RACH: Well, what's the other thing, what do I think?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
JOEY: Oh, yeah, I do.
ROSS: Look, can, can you do something for me?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, weve done it before well do it again, itll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
(Thinking quickly, Chandler desperately tries to remember anything to do with schizophrenia....)
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
JOEY: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
FBOB: Hey, do you need me to pick you up?
Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
PHOE: Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
JOEY: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
ROSS: What do you mean?
MNCA: Do you not see it?
JOEY: Well, I guess I could sleep with her... I mean, how could I do that?
CHAN: So, what're you gonna do?
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Rachel: Yeah. Thought I'd give it a shot. I'm still on the first chapter. Now, do you think his 'love stick can be liberated from its denim prison'?
ROSS: Oh you do, do you?
JOEY: Well, I couldn't do it. I told her I didn't want to get the part that way.
CHAN: So what'd you do?
MNCA: Well, we just happen to go to alot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or... or to a club, or to the... zoo.
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
ROSS: That is so good! Do it again!
PHOE: Oh I do, it's.... it's Bob Saget. She hates him.
RACHEL: What do you mean?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
RACHEL: Well, what do you mean?
CHAN: Hey, we're having some fun now, huh, Ross? Wanna do another one, huh Russ? OK... eleven letters, atomic element number 101... ends in ium.
PHOEBE: Um, do you wanna sit?
Ross: This-this is crazy! I can do this! All right, uhh, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
RACHEL: Then what? What do you want?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
CAROL: You do?
CAROL: And then Susan and I got in this big fight because I said maybe we should call off the wedding, and she said we weren't doing it for them, we were doing it for us, and if I couldn't see that, then maybe we should call off the wedding. I don't know what to do.
CAROL: Of course I do.
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
JOEY: Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Well Im alone and I just bought fifteen dollars worth of candy bars, what do you think?
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
PHOEBE: I can do that.
JANITOR: Lipson knows. Do you have any idea who else knows?
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
PHOEBE: It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, but now it's like, it's just all about the money.
ERICA: Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh." (A maniacal laugh follows.)
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JANITOR: The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Chandler: Lets not do that any more.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
CHANDLER: Well then, how do you know when vegetables are done?
CHANDLER: Hey, do you want this done quick, or do you want this done right?
VAN DAMME: Normally, I would not do it.
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Ross: Okay, but do you really need another friend? I mean...
INTERVIEWER: So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Carol: Listen, we both know youre gonna do it cause youre not a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: So, do you have any other possibilities?
Rachel: Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: Do you want me to be afraid of you?
MONICA: You're the most wonderful man. And if you hadn't of said 'if I have to' like seventeen times, then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?