words in movies
CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Charlie: Oh, yeah! Let's do it!
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Ross: How do you feel about all this?
Joey: Come on Ross, be a good guy. Step up and do it!
Charlie: Wha, you know, maybe we can do something else!
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Zack: Thanks! Do you have a coaster? I don't wanna make a ring.
Rachel: Oh! What are we gonna do?
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.
David: Yeah, I know. Well... this is probably a stupid question, seeing that you look like that, but do you have some place that you need to be right now?
David: Do you wanna get a drink?
Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.
Chandler: How do you feel about that?
Rachel: Do you have anything that would... get us out of them?
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Chandler: Yeah, that's the same as "it has something to do with wind".
Chandler: Seriously, we're gonna do this?
David: Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
David: (after a while) How do you think I should propose?
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
Monica: Do you really think marrying someone else is the right answer?
Ross: Wha... what do you mean? (Goes to the laptop)
Ross: What, oh my God. What did you do?
Ross: What... what am I gonna do? My speech is gone, Chandler!
Ross: Well, what do you do?
Ross: Wha... what you really think we can do that?
Joey: (stopping the waiter) Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Joey: I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.
Joey: Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?
3rd Customer: Actually I do have one small complaint.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Charlie: I didn't do that.
Joey: Come on who? Who do you like? Tell me. You're not getting away that easy. Who do you like, who?
Rachel: Do ya?
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
Joey: Fine! All right, Ill do it. But hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I yknow, start to say something stupid.
Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Joey: (disappointed) Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Joey: I feel so stupid, you know? Why... why do I keep going after the wrong girls?
Chandler: Honey, its 2:00 on a Wednesday and Im watching Road Rules, how stressed do you think I am?
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Joey: Rachel... let's be clear on this, ok? I do not love Hugsy. I like him a normal amount...
Mike: Do you?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Chandler: (to Phoebe) Do you really find this attractive on him?
Emily: How can you do this too me?! I thought I'd made my feelings about Rachel perfectly clear!
Monica: She has a better chance of sprouting wings and flying up your nose than you do of not making fun of us.
Chandler: DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica: (smiles)
Monica: (to Chandler) Honey, you don't have to do this.
Phoebe: You can't do that!
Chandler: (In a loving voice) Yes, I do. Now, I may not understand why you have to win so badly, but if it's important to you then it's important to me, because I love you.
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
Ross: Yeah, It's just... I don't think I can do this...
Joey: Oh my God, it's Ross. What are we gonna do?
Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and... oh... before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?
Rachel: Yeah... Yeah, we can wait, we don't have to do anything tonight.
Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft... Do that again... (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again...)
Monica: What do you think?
Ross: No, I'll do it. (he quickly grabs Joey's boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Phoebe: Three months? Okay... This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think you're gonna keep seeing her?
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Ross: Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
Ross: Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you...
Precious: Oh, why would he do this? I mean, what's wrong with me?
Precious: I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do now?
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Monica: Sure, what do you have in mind?
Chandler: This is what I want to do.
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
Joey: I do like fajitas.
Ross: No. We should all have dinner. Yes, we'll do it tomorrow night. I'll cook!!
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus yknow the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I dont know, gal pal Rachel Green?
Colleen: I would have told him to do it too.
Chandler: You do? That's fantastic!
Ross: We make a great foursome. We should do more stuff together. Ooh! Let's take a trip. Okay, where do you think we - we can go?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Monica: Why? What did you do in the bathroom?
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ross: What do you mean?
Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
CHANDLER: Do you have to be a Century 21 real-estate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?