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CHAN: OK, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? Is there something. . . repellant. . . about me?
CHAN: OK, let's do it. [Monica looks at him funny] What?
RACH: [distracted] How long do cats live?
RACH: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something?
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
ROSS: When, when were you... under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. . . What?
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
RACH: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Chandler: Do I look fat?
Ross: Well it turns out that Ben and Stings son do not get along.
Ross: Look, you can't do this Mon. All right, if you do this, I'm, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm gonna.....
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Phoebe: What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: What are you saying I should do?
Monica: We do not have one of those signs.
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Janice: All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey. So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, okay, the black. But, oh, do you have black, with the little strappys?
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Phoebe: Okay, I'll do it, but just these three, right
Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.
Rachel: Yeah, you do.
Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?
Phoebe: Yeah. Ooh God, there's that face again! See I can't do this job! I...
Joey: You do, thanks.
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
Rachel: Now, you do realize that shes a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Joey: Calm down, do you want this unit or not?
Chandler: I do NOT want this unit!!
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Phoebe: Thats the same month as Halloween. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Ross: No no, this big pile of dishes in my mom's breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Ross: Of course he is! What, do you think Id just use my son as-as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Jester: Look, its like I told you, theres nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Phoebe: Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Do I ever.
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.
Joey: They do that a lot. Hey, you want a beer?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Ross: Well, now I do!!
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Chandler: All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?
Malcom: Oh, this is log I kept, recording her every movement. Do you wanna here something from it?
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
Phoebe: Oh, do I have a middle name. All right Monica Velula Geller. Its that bedroom there. (points to Monicas room)
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
PHOEBE: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it but then he came in with this needle and uh, di-, did you know they do this with needles?
Ross: Nothing I do means anything, really.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
Rachel: You had to do it, didnt you? You couldnt just leave it alone.
Chandler: (slides the juice across the counter which Joey catches) What do you care? You're an actor. This is your day job. This isn't supposed to mean anything to you.
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Ross: What? (to Joey) So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?
Joey: What did they do?
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Chandler: Well she, she wouldnt do that, shes with, shes with me.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Joey: Well, it doesnt matter what I would do.
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Joey: What are you ah, what are you gonna do?
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Chandler: Yeah, well. Its the right thing to do.
Chandler: Do we have any...(turns around and bumps Monica's fake chest) Do we have any thoughts here?
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
Rachel: Lets do it! Ross?
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Rachel: Do you wanna play football?
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Phoebe: Okay, so how do we decide that?
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Rachel: Wait, what am I gonna do?
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
ROSS: Question two. Why do we always have to have parties with committees?
Joey: What are you gonna do?
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Margha: Which do I like?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Chandler: No ah, hold on a second Joe, where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Ah! Okay, well then you dont judge me. Im gonna suck on the cellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned.)