words in movies
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: Here she comes!