words in movies
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
The Doctor: Thats it.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?