words in movies
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: He's just fine.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)